I'm the funniest pretty girl you'll ever meet. I was voted Most Witty in my high school class, and yes, I intend to coast on the glory of this for the rest of my life. I'm lazy and sophisticated, and I pretend my life is a Fitzgerald novel. I love animals, and they respond to me - the other day I got a wild possum to take turkey out of my hand three times. Presents make me very, very excited. If I decide we are friends, we will be friends for life. I can quote all sorts of things from a movie after having seen it just once. I rarely drink anything except juice or water. My cat is far prettier than yours. I tend to laugh in places you aren't supposed to, and I get told to "use my inside voice" a lot. I'm passionate about books. I play the violin. I make lists of things I dislike and salsa dancing is my favorite thing in the world. I'm not really lazy. That is to say, when I am being lazy, I enjoy it, but then I go back to running in ten directions at once.
8/26/08 - I think that might be a lie. I probably am pretty lazy. I also have been called all of the following things multiple times: a princess, an ice princess, Homer Simpson, Karen (Will and Grace), Magellan (I always get lost), a walking encyclopedia/dictionary, a pop-culture pundit, a makeup guru, a seven-year-old, Scarlett, The Fury, Loud Woman, a siren, a couple of genes away from a guy, an imp, ruthless, Shakira, Cher, a vixen, a Barbie doll, a human garbage disposal, a tough chica, an enigma, frightening, weird, an instigator, a walking pink perfumed cloud of femininity, and a walking pink perfumed cloud of femininity with a steel center (snorted by my friend Sarah when she discovered the former). I have been called every one of those SO many times in my life, from all kinds of people. Except for the nearly-being-a-guy and perfumed cloud, those were just once. Now I am going to emphasize how much I love books: a whole lot.I got my layout at Cleanupmyspace.com
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shiraz
Birthday: six-seven-eighty-five
Birthplace: Dallas
Current Location: Rowlett, TX
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: dark brown. and shiny. and voluminous.
Height: five nine
Right Handed or Left Handed: right on
Your Heritage: My father is Palestinian
The Shoes You Wore Today: sexy ones that got lots of compliments
Your Weakness: pretty much all food
Your Fears: needles and wrinkles
Your Perfect Pizza: Papa John's pepperoni and onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish my book
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: go away
Thoughts First Waking Up: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes. They really are fantastic, I have to say. Next is skin.
Your Bedtime: never before two am
Your Most Missed Memory: second semester of junior year of college. Also a particular trip to CO with my family.
Pepsi or Coke: Blech! Dr. Pepper!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King fries, McDonald's cheeseburgers.
Single or Group Dates: I have never been on a group date. What is that, anyway. Isn't that just hanging out?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I hate tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: I also hate coffee
Do you Smoke: no. On top of cancer and overall grossness, it would ruin my skin.
Do you Swear: never. I have on occasion though, kidding, simply for shock value
Do you Sing: DO I sing or CAN I sing. Because I do, but I can't.
Do you Shower Daily: No
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there, don't want to be anyplace BUT college, actually
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: fo' sho'
Do you get Motion Sickness: No. Do people really get this? I would automatically think they were really lame.
Do you think you are Attractive: according to what? the mirror?
Are you a Health Freak: Mmmm - I don't do things that could hasten the aging process. I know a lot about nutrition. But I'm not a freak.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: No I do NOT.
Do you play an Instrument: yeah the skinflute. FOOLED YOU! I really do play the violin though. Since I was three.
In the past month have you Drunk Alcohol: Negative
In the past month have you Smoked: Negative
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Um - does stuff left over from your last surgery count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes. Didn't you see my picture? :)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I don't think so, actually.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO. Ick. That nasty caulk/glue in the middle is terrible.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: In the sense of all the world's a stage? I do love Shakespeare!
In the past month have you been Dumped: yeah right
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your heart
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes actually, just the other day! I think they are mistaken.
Ever been Beaten up: No, but I have beaten someone else up. Don't mess with this chica.
Ever Shoplifted: When I was young I took a pink toothbrush with teddy bears on it from a booth at an arts and crafts show. I still feel guilty about it.
How do you want to Die: Suffocating under my giant pile of money.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: like thirty different things
What country would you most like to Visit: Fiji
