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The-Bearded-One

You don't fuck the future, sir. The future fucks you.

About Me

I was born in Alaska now living in Portland, OR. I work in a warehouse which sucks, but it pays bills. I'm trying to figure out whether I want to go back to school and what to study if I do. Right now I'm just floating along and enjoying the ride.

My Interests

I like reading playing basket ball and learning new things.

I'd like to meet:

Basketballers, beer drinkers and good time havers, women who dig a guy with a beard and people who enjoy disscusing things in-depth.

Music:

I only like one kind of music and thats the good kind.

Movies:

I like comedies best but enjoy a good action film as well. Black Dahlia is the worst movie ever put on film, NEVER ever watch it.

Television:

Arrested Develepment, Deadwood, Rome, The Wire, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Home Movies, Aqua-teen Hunger Force, How I met your Mother, 30 Rock

Books:

Torah, Nevi'im, Ketuvim Qedoshim. The Outsiders, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, The sheep Look Up, The Hope, Hizzuq Emunah

My Blog

Totally worth it.

My beard has been itching a bit lately. I mean I wash it pretty regular so I couldn't figure it out. I decided I should try, maybe, a new soap. That did not seem too help much though. Finally, when I ...
Posted by The-Bearded-One on Tue, 29 May 2007 02:53:00 PST

Just a thought

There is no "Heaven" just the skys above us. There is no "Hell" just the ground beneath our feet. Earth is where we dwell and will always dwell. So how about we start taking care of it. Fuck oil. Fuc...
Posted by The-Bearded-One on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:11:00 PST

Weekend

This past weekend was good. Gildo came down from Ass-toria. There was drinking. There was the wearing of kilts. There was fun. Joe-Joe had his b-day, which was cool, even if Apples is a little off. Wo...
Posted by The-Bearded-One on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:49:00 PST

oh what a night

So the "silly hat party" was pretty much a success. And by success I mean there was 1) shit ton of people 2) keg 3) table dancing. Thats right good old fashioned jump up on the table and shake your mo...
Posted by The-Bearded-One on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:10:00 PST

Q: What is the ugliest part of your body?

So last night was interesting. A bunch of us helped Shelly and Olivia move some shit into their appartments, big wup. But as we were sitting around passing the peace pipe, so to speak, the girls start...
Posted by The-Bearded-One on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:11:00 PST

Thats Alright

I hear Jerusalem calling, Calling me back home, I hear Jerusalem calling, She wont' leave me alone. But thats alright, thats alright, that alright. Thats alright pretty momma, that airplane leaves tom...
Posted by The-Bearded-One on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:12:00 PST