* How can I describe myself?! It is so hard. I am so complex, and there is so much to say. What to say? How can I put into words the greatness that I am?
* I am dating the greatest guy in the entire world. :) Yay for Heidi and Jeremy!
* I am friends with some of the coolest people in the world! Y'all know who you are.
* I am indubidably an early childhood education major, but currently I am Working at SYGMA Georgia..
* I am afraid of stupid stuff like clowns, and people are always making fun of me for it. Oh well...its more fun to be afraid of stupid stuff than it is to be afraid of things you can't control, like death for instance. I am not afraid to die...maybe I am afraid of the WAY I will die, but there is nothing scary about death itself. The hardest thing to do is live, and the easiest thing to do is die.
* This is a DRAMA-FREE myspace account, and if you want to start some drama, take it outside. I don't need your shit. I have enough to deal with already.
* If you want to know much else about me I suggest that you read my blogs. Some say they are entertaining...me? I see them as my everyday, day to day, adventures.
* If you JUST HAVE to know something about me, ask. I am pretty much open to answer anything, but, sadly, I do not know the meaning of life, so stop asking me.
*Quotes*
♥"Life is a game and the dice are loaded and always in my favor..." -Me
♥"There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." -Nelson Mandella
♥"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." -Groucho Marx
♥"You can see only as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way." -E. L. Doctorow
♥"Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all." -William Goldman
♥"Some things have to be believed to be seen." -Ralph Hodgson
♥"If you scatter thorns, dont go barefoot." -Italian Proverb
♥"I am gonna splooge on your eardrums so you can hear me cumming..." -Lizz
♥"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -Eleanor Roosevelt
♥Homer: Every time I learn something new, a little of the old gets pushed out of my brain. Remember that time I took that wine making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: You were drunk!
Homer: And how.
♥"No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you will see why."
♥"'Tis good to laugh at any rate; and if a straw can tickle a man, it is an instrument of happiness." -John Dryden
♥"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny...'" -Isaac Asimov
♥"The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window." -Stephen King
♥"I have great faith in fools. My friends call it self-confidence." -Edgar Allan Poe
I wish I were a glowworm,
a glowworm's never glum -
cuz how can you be grumpy
when the sun shines outta your bum?!
