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Roller Derby and my Roller Derby Girls!!!! Posted By:The Inland Empire Derby Divas!

Get this video and more at MySpace.com Love: My Bastard Sons Always...... Likes: Fruit, tulips, boston terriers, thai food, chai tea, things that go bump in the night, the peepee dance, rollerskating, people who say wicked, saying rad, my dog denali, my 63 stinkin lincoln, crushes, orange cream pops, fraggel rock, cleaning my ears with a q tip (orgasmic), people watching, men who play upright bass, back east, photography and architecture MUSIC cause I love dancing, dancing, dancing! Dancing is my way of expressing music through the soul. Singing is a favorite(although I'll never claim I'm good) laughing my ass off and adrenaline. I also just love being with my friends regardless of what we're doing. BBQ's, drinking at BBQ's, dancing, dancing at strip clubs while drinking LMAO (inside joke). I'm pretty much up for anything that won't hurt someone else or kill me. I like to be spontanious and undefined. No limits please. Yes their real! See their taste testing to make sureMy pirate story by Martin X: A pirate enters the saloon after a hard month at sea. He has heard of a long-lost, almost ghost-like treasure, called "The Heart of Callie". Questioning his information, he approaches the saloon keep who is wise in these matters. After much discussion, the keep says to the young pirate, "Ah yes, Callie! I remember the tale of a beautiful and strong woman named Callie. She was a slayer of men and she kept her heart locked away from most. You were quite lucky to even have her attention, but her affections were as slippery as a fish and she was a heartbreaker in the truest form! Those that got too close to her or threatened her heart were torn asunder and their hearts were laid waste! They say you must have the key to this womans heart, if you were to even have a shot at her true love. Many a man have died trying to find the key to that long lost treasure, and those that lived through the ordeal, speak not of it." "The key?!" Exclaimed the young pirate, "Where can I find it old man?! Surely you might have a clue! I must find it and I must have her!!" The Saloon keeper spoke in a saddened tone with his gravel-like voice, "They say that it is a fool's journey, for even she does not recall where she has put it." "I must find it! It must still exist! Right?! I will sail the seven seas to search for such a treasure!" Yelled the young pirate, as he rose to his feet. Like many before him, he went boldly on his journey for the key to Callie's Heart. The saloon keep spoke once more, "God's speed lad. May it still exist and may you do what others could not." I am afraid that the treasure has been weathered over time but if someone discovered it and took the time and love to polish and clean it up, it would shine brighter than it ever had before. I just think people find the work it would take to be overwhelming. One day the true treasure will actually be that one soul who sees the beauty that lies beneath that weathering and tarnish. It would mean more to them then it's true value and it would pay back more than all the riches the world ever could offer.