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Crystal Burritt

About Me

http://crystalburritt.tumblr.com/ my blog about doing stand up in NYC

My Blog

people watchins'

You people watch right? Very fun. I like to make it more interesting than just looking at people, I like to play games. These games sometimes stay in my head, or I share them with friends. The subway ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:45:00 GMT

ooh shit girl you moved to Brooklyn

Trying to post more blogs. I write them and don't post them. got a weird journal in wordpad goin on. anyway I guess moving to Brooklyn is something worth writing about, yes? so Leigh and I moved here ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:00:00 GMT

happenings

welll heyyy there.So I've got some stuff around Albany you folks should come out to-January 26- two shows at 8 and 10 at Savannah's, opening for Bing Bamboo Room Burlesque. February 28- the OTB Tele...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 07:53:00 GMT

"Get up and do a set?"

    When I was doing standup and bombing more often than not, I once had a dream that I was sleeping upstairs in a mansion.  In the dream, I was awakened by sounds of gunfire and cannons that seemed...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 14:58:00 GMT

I Wrestled a Bear Once

We sell band merchandise where I work, mostly fairly obscure bands. And I don't mean to sound 80, but the names of bands now are a little ridiculous. I know my grandfather was probably like "what? the...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:23:00 GMT

hottentot

hello friendships. what are you all doing? reading this? how pleasant. I've been quite busy lately. working extra hours and hittin the ol gym you know, you know. tough.So I'll be performing most Sunda...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:08:00 GMT

vanity plates

I'll tell you what guys. here's something that I've noticed a lot lately. and am truly enjoying. amazingly awkward and entertaining vanity plates. honestly. what are people doing with this. here's the...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 13:06:00 GMT

baseball theory

"You fuckin SUCK! 26 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS BABY!""This whole game- every time they get an out, I'm doin a shot. then when they win, I'm gonna run up and down the street yellin shit.""Oh no. we lost. tim...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 20:47:00 GMT

YO WHO IN HERE??

I think blogs are supposed to have like one topic or theme. but my blogs are like retarded emails you would send to a long lost friend.you like it?here is a theme. sports.its a nice day today -- gonna...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:21:00 GMT

Tosh, phone, Dirty Dam show

went to see Daniel Tosh at The Egg last night. not a huge fan before hand, but people are better live. but eh, wasnt the greatest thing I've ever seen. what I like about him is his offensive stuff is ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:26:00 GMT