But more directly about me. I am a very strangely fun person. I tend be a little shy at first, but I can open up immediately to the right people. I'm too nice for my own good (though I have my limits). I still occasionally enjoy spinning around until I get too dizzy to keep my balance. I should probably be on Ritalin, but then I wouldn't have as much fun. I'd consider myself fairly intelligent, but you'll probably think I'm an idiot. I hate stupid people, and believe spaying/neutering should be practiced on them. When I say stupid people, I don't mean individuals who are slow and simply can't help it, but moreso people who just don't think. I sometimes like to sit outside of stores that have large windows and watch people walk into the glass. I hate the South, but love southern food (and sweet tea).
Well, if I sound like a hoot-a-nanny, send a message my way. Please do send me a message if:
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You have something interesting to say
You think I can learn something from you
You are just looking for people to talk to and you can maintain a decent conversation
You love to talk about movies, because I'm an addict.
You're up late. I'm a night owl in the worst way.
You like to dis the bumbling idiot currently taking residence in a very famous, white house.
Please DO NOT send a message if:
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You are stupidSome indications you may be too stupid to send me a message:You are in a sorority and drive a car that is way too large for you to handle
You could not figure out who I was talking about in the last line of the do's section.
On that note, if you send a friend request, I will probably approve it, but if you do not make an attempt to talk to me I will delete you. My AIM is BaCarty84, or you can send messages here. It may be months before I finally feel like responding, but I will eventually.
Name: David Allen McCarty
Birthdate: 2/19/1984
Birthplace: Chucktown, South Cack-a-lack-ee, USA
Current Location: Clemson, South Cack-a-lack-ee, HELL
Eye Color: Hazel. Usually some shade of or b/w brown and green, but every now and again you can see slate blue.
Hair Color: Medium Brown
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 140ish
Piercings: No thanks, not unless I plan on aquiring another orifice
Tatoos: Not as of yet
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Boyfriend
Overused Phraze: Damnit
FAVORITES
Food: Soups, Broths, Chili, Gumbo, etc.
Candy: Skittles in beer (beer optional)
Number: 24 (hours in a day, beers in a case)
Color: Red on a good day, Puke green on a bad
Animal: Bucknuckalope
Drink: Apple juice or sweet tea
Alcohol Drink: Whiskey
Bagel: Sex Bagel
Letter: W (it's fun to say and also there's those "Dubya, The Douchebag" stickers)
Body Part on Opposite sex: I like boys, but if I had to pick somethin, I guess the vagina, because I came out of one.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Depends on my mood but usually poopsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds' burgers, Burger King's fries
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon (Lit's have us a wadermelin seed speetin cawntest)
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice - I hate hot drinks they make me nauseous
Chocolate or Vanilla Depends on the mood. Chocolate if I'm not horny but want to be.
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate. Coffee tastes like someone shit in a mug.
Kiss or Hug: French hug.
Dog or Cat: With the wonders of gene splicing, I don't have to choose. Mua ha ha
Rap or Punk: Don't really care for either
Summer or Winter: Summer - hate the cold
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Depends on the mood.
Love or Money: Can it be both?
YOUR...
Bedtime: I don't sleep
Most Missed Memory: All those times when I did really funny stuff when I was drunk and don't remember.
Best phyiscal feature: Nose hair
First Thought Waking Up: Hisssssss! The Sun!
Goal for this year: Same thing we do every year, Pinky, try to take over the world.
Best Friends: Punit, Dom, Joe, Justin, Osama (I kid FBI/CIA/etc.), Jesus, Krishna
Weakness: Sweets
Fears: Heights, Crabs (not the shellfish), Cafeteria food, Don King, Being raped by an elephant, The evil monkey in my closet
Heritage: Irish and German. So you see. It's okay for me to be a pale, alcoholic douche.
Longest relationship: In it now, goin on 2 years this May
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: See above
Ever Smoked: Yup
Pot: Well I don't smoke cigarettes, so...
Ever been Drunk: See Above
Ever been beaten up: Nah
Ever beaten someone up: Only once
Ever Shoplifted: Hell nah
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yah
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Once
Been Dumped Lately: Never
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Red. Kidding, I really like guys who have two diff colored eyes.
Favorite Hair Color: Brown or black
Short or Long: Short
Height: Medium
Style: Stylish but not flamboyant
Looks or Personality: Preferably both, but personality is much more important
Hot or Cute Hot I guess
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol and/or occasional weed is okay. Anything else I won't deal with.
Muscular or Really Skinny: In between
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: somewhere b/w 0 and 2,978,266
What country do you want to Visit: France, England, Spain, Transylvania, Petoria
How do you want to Die: In my sleep... while driving, or from the most powerful orgasm mankind has ever seen, whichever comes first
Been to the Mall Lately: Nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yea. I like it when the power goes out and you have to use candles and stuff. Ooo, maybe I should become Amish.
Get along with your Parents: Splendidly
Health Freak: Freak, yes; healthy, only slightly
Do you think your Attractive: Enough. Do you?
Believe in Yourself: Of course. If I didn't I would dissolve into thin air.
Want to go to College: No, but what else am I going to do with all this drinking talent?
Do you Smoke: Only herbal
Do you Drink: See Above
Shower Daily: Most of the time
Been in Love: (Have your bedpans ready) I AM in love. Awwwwwww!
Do you Sing: When I don't think anyone can hear.
Want to get Married: If Dubya ever lets me.
Do you want Children: Idunno
Have your future kids names planned out: Carty McCarty, Jesus, Mojo
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 2 yo. Wait, that's a little young. Okay, 2 and 3/4.
Hate anyone: Jared from Subway, the Verizon guy, Narrow-minded people
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