Funny Robotic Gas Passer |
The people have voted, and it official, Dr. Melf Dildog is the new king on London, Mexico. Down in the mountains I saw a grown man wineing and dining a caped dead deer. What a lucky hick.&...
Posted by Turnstyle Harry on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:00:00 PST |
Genius, geenies and German Egytians |
As the game was coming to a close, Luke took Otto to the concession stand and bought him a cream filled duck heart and a club dancer's boot. Chicks dig dudes with braided chest hair. Stop ...
Posted by Turnstyle Harry on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:05:00 PST |
Fuck that Britney Spears defending waste of humanity |
Plain and simple, I hope that thing that keeps defending Britney Spears on MySpace dies. If you don't know what I'm talking about, its some fucked up looking drag queen, piece of shitola named C...
Posted by Turnstyle Harry on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:57:00 PST |
Tan, tough, and don’t give a fuck |
Unsuspectingly, Dr. Jizz sneaked on into the road head asylum and found a blue, barroom, bitch maiden. Sleeping is necessary you dirty motherload. Please Mr. Fish, don't charm my mother in...
Posted by Turnstyle Harry on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:28:00 PST |
MOVE MY CRAYONS AND GET THE SHIT BITTIN OUT OF YOURSELF |
I am aware of the green fella with the shoes on backwards, but his panda ain't the only one with cramps. I expect no less than $200,000 dollars for the pictures I took of Britney Spears bl...
Posted by Turnstyle Harry on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 03:49:00 PST |
Attn: fuck pliars |
Fuck 'em. Because they do hold things in place to unscrew them, but I would prefer southeast Asian Polynysian clock timing, fire walking, hula dancers of Hawaii New Zealand, money sharkers. ...
Posted by Turnstyle Harry on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:30:00 PST |
From the barren desesrt to the desolate north |
My equipment only works here when the weather's good. So, fuck you unequipped, non-efficient bastards. Go to space and maybe you'll discover something more up your alley. Most likely...
Posted by Turnstyle Harry on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:24:00 PST |
Plenty of posters of Pissed off Pelicans |
Johnny, get the fuck away from the genital grinder. You're gonna regret what may happen. Tugjob Ted knew his destiny of the ultimate lady banger from the day the bad sumbitch was born.&nbs...
Posted by Turnstyle Harry on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:51:00 PST |
North American South Americans |
The craziest thing about it was that California isn't even a third world country. Yes, my bike is blue, but that don't mean I can't eat my 32nd crayon in my attic. Nevermind that your lips...
Posted by Turnstyle Harry on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:08:00 PST |
Come on over |
I deliciously invite folks to my house, so that I can deliciously devour them.period
Posted by Turnstyle Harry on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:46:00 PST |
