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Lunatic High

About Me

There is pregnancy afoot! I haven't many details of the whole story here yet, so in the meantime, might I direct your attention to this blog my wife has set up, it will be more informative than I am :)
http://jperaud.wordpress.com
Hello, I am Nick. I was born in a remote mountain village somewhere in northern Europe or Asia (sources are varied on the details) and raised by a band of industrious freemasons. They raised me in the traditional fashion of the time, and we traveled by caravan to many strange lands and lived and worked with many strange peopels. By 18 I had found my spirit animal, saved a town in Peru from flooding, defended a group of orphaned zebra young from marauding lions in Kenya, built a perpetual motion device (lost to fire), hand-dug an irrigation system for poverty-stricken farmers, climbed a mountain peak in search of the all-knowing wise man (all I found was a mirror), published a manual of as-then unclassified insects and small mammals from my travels in the South American jungles, assisted in the investigation and disbanding of a tribe of vicious pirates holding hundreds of square miles of free waters hostage off the coast of India, hunted bushmeat with my barehands with locals in southern parts of Africa (GPS was broken), performed emergency repairs on the engines of a cruiseliner nearly broken down on a scenic tour of Alaska, dug ice samples for scientific study out of iceshelves in the vicinity of the North Pole, and pinpointed the location of a notorious stash of pirate treasure.
"Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and you weep alone."

My Interests

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Robot Nixon 2012!

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