rachel

so... im rachel. i have two very best friends. first there is heather. i live at her house because i have my own room there.i couldnt live without the bitch. heather likes to make lean cuisine. she eats the noodles, but leaves the meatballs for me. its because i like them. when we chicken fight against each other i laugh because we are both really girly about it and just like grab each other. she has a boyfriend named justin and overall, i like him minus his hunting and loud mouth. but most of all, i really like to visit grandma nellie with her. then theres caitie, or "ck" :) theres no one else i get naked with more. her body is my body, as is mine to her. she can do the best impressions. i love her the most because she is from staten island and that bitch is fly. and i also like her because she threw me in a dumpster and ate my baby, but i made her vote for hatch so we were even. but you know why she likes me? its because when everyone else is full, im always eating a bag of chips. i am most obsessed with 30 year old men. i have a crush on a girl named amy kientzle. she is my only girl friend in CE and we make fun of mr longerbone (hes not stupid, he wasnt born yesterday), casey (shes a fox), spencer (oh for sure) and darrick (god hes creepy). my best guy friend is definately T to the HO. hes just basically the coolest guy ever and i love him. he likes me just because he copies my tests in english, but i only like him because he has a dog named libby who just had puppies in a room that smells like piss. he rocks out to hardcore rap better than anyone i know, and i like him for that. i also like his blazer because its sick. sick is also tylers word. i also know this guy named scott...and he is secretly in love with one of my best friends. ps scott: i know your secret. one time i accidently brought him into a random house then realized it wasnt mine. but at least hes really smart. he explained to heather what a double dribble was, reminds donny when we dont have a volleyball game and warns antje when her phone is going off. antje is my girlfriend from brainerd. i have had a lot of good times with her. mostly in her guest house! dance parties were fun this summer. i miss them AND poppachikay. i love that girl, mostly because she invented the mask.. and thats why we bought her! :) ms. schmidt is my ROLE MODEL! i want to be just like her and have her life and just be able to be related to everyone and have a (made up) story about everything ... like edith and harry. and being a butch in highschool and beating people up. its really neat. i like back scratches so if you want to give me one, you are my friend. i really enjoy putting down a good package of pop tarts followed with my lemon-lime endurance and grape gatorade. i represent. my cars name is karen nancy. we get along okay, but sometimes she is a bitch. shes kind of a ho. shes basically messed around with all the guys in my schools parking lot. shes trying to stop. i am a junior at pillager highschool and i think its really really cool. i sit by my sister everyday at lunch. she is dating a lot of the guys in my grade. i am in basketball and i have a very sexy assistant coach. i dream about him, but he dreams about my friend ck, he touches her butt when they go rock climbing. what a bitch. i enjoy talking with the local cheerleaders, they are really cool. i am not going to lie, me and heather are role models to them. we were told. me and my friends deserve our own tv show. we are really entertaining and it would be the best ever. our theme song would be bittersweet symphony. i dont like to close the door to the bathroom because it makes me feel uncomfortable. i have a bit of an addiction to fast food. if im not ordering 2 crunchwraps, cheesy fiesta potatoes and burritos at TB, then i am ordering 2 dbl cheeseburgers, a mcChicken and 2 apple pies at mcdonalds. i get really pissed when my mom tries to limit my food intake. me and heather can finish a large raffertys pizza by ourselves...thats whats up. there is NO SUCH THING as getting a 6 inch at subway... i live for the 12 inch turkey on white with cheese and a little bit of mayo. i go all out, i know. i buy random cds. but honestly, who could really live without crunk hits and ace of base? ricky martin rocks my world because hes amazing. enrique is simply not. the class of 08 is the shit!!! basically, we are the best and undefeated in the class cheer. stop trying to beat us because you cant. me and ck have a special friend named curtis. i am his mother, she is his father. hes very unobedient and never eats his dinner. everyone knows cornbread wont eat itself. i love pool parties! they are so much fun :) i like to watch the jumping contests but i dont participate because i am not very good at them. also it is not a party without chicken fights or dunking each other. i am also very bad at getting people underwater, but i try. i like to listen to stories with heather, zach and adam. its fun. i am considering joing mr sandins cult. it sounds like a good time. i have a special necklace i wear everyday, unless i lose or break it. it symbolizes me and my 2 best friends EVER, and no it does not have a key. i love you and you love me. ell-oh-vee-ee!