I am six foot two 225 of pure choclate. I wash my sculpted muscles with a personal lubricant. I also melt down creatine and shoot it up in the habitat outside McDonalds. My dog has three legs on its back and I chemically nuetered him. I used to play Halo alot, but Chris inherited his dad's lack of thumbs and body. I work at McDonalds, but I really enjoy making patato masks. I have many girlfriends but they don't know it.
