The Bullshit behind "Understanding Addiction" |
Most people are "blessed" with a unsolicited, personal relationship with someone who always seems to walk barefoot on broken glass; someone who constantly wears an ominous black cloud as a hat a...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:01:00 GMT |
Life Coach For Hire |
Do you remember the good ol’ days when a loud mouth narcissist was known as a "know-it-all?" Today we live in world filled with pompous asses who believe they deserve a title, and not just ANY t...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:36:00 GMT |
Cougar Craze |
I dont get it. Someone needs to explain this to me. When did the 35-45 yr old woman become the sexual conquest for the 20 something gomers? Who decided that women a little 'long in the tooth...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:00:00 GMT |
40....the "new 30?" WTF? |
This month marked the monumental milestone that IS 40. Turning 40 was painful, but plannly inevitable. Sure the alternative is death, so with that in mind I eagerly accepted my elderly status and swal...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:05:00 GMT |
Im thankful for..... |
The guy who lost his wallet and unintentionally gifted me $42** The bar maid with poor math skills - because of her failure to recognize a decimal point, I benefit financially from her r...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:50:00 GMT |
Halloween As A Refugee |
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I happen to be a HUGE fan of Halloween and my current displacement due to the evacuation has really heaved a bloody machete into the forehead of my festive plans. So instead of pouting and locki...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:11:00 GMT |
More Colorful Match.com pickup lines |
HI PRETTY WOMAN. WE ARE A GOOD MATCH. COMPUTERS DONT LIE! LOL IF YOU ARE BRAVE YOU SHOULD CALL ME 818=957-@@@@PETE(Sorry Pete, I recognize the difference between brave and desperate)******************...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:10:00 GMT |
Men of Match, please accept my apology |
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Out of sheer curiosity I went into Match.com to check out my competition. I did the ol switch'a'roo and began searching through bios of women in my demographic. Holy shit, there are some really,...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:36:00 GMT |
Match.hell |
I've come to realize Match.com is similar to Russian Roulette. You load your personal information into the Smith & Wesson stainless cylinder and give it a wild spin. You agree to meet s...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 08:48:00 GMT |
Dating Chronicles |
I swear, if I didn't want to score a free meal now and then I would never date. I have the luck of a three legged dog living behind a Korean cafeteria. The flakes sniff me out in a crowd of&...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 18:36:00 GMT |
