GreeNataRiaN!

I'd like to meet:

Brody Dalle, Rick Allen, Joey and Johnny, Sid and Nancy, Jack Black, Brandon Lee, Bruce Lee, Batman, Jay, Silent Bob, the Fantastic Four, Jor-el and Kal-el, Romeo and Mercutio, Iron Man, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Plankton, Mr. Lawrence, Mr and Mrs Potatohead, The King of Jupiter, G.G. Allin, MasterShake, Meatwad, and Frylock, Angelina Jolie, Lady Sovereign, Jack Nicholson, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Al Bundy, my doppleganger, Matt Lucas, George Lucas, Vincent Price, W (to kick his ass a few times), Mickey Mantle, Austin Powers, Ben Franklin, Jesus, Vince from ShamWow!, King Tutenkhamen, Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, Willy Wonka, Pete, Pete, Aeon Flux, Grissom, and Warrick Brown, Tim McVey, Charles Manson, Marilyn Manson, all the Osbournes (especially Kelly, she's my hero), Eminem, Zeus, all the Green Lanterns, The inventor of the wheel, Catherine Zeta Jones, Ryan Sheckler, a real live dragon, Artemis Fowl, Cadel Piggott, Mikey Leo Donatello and Raf, Master Splinter (of course), The Riddler, Judah Friedlander, someone named Mercedes, someone named Sven, Maddox, Chad Vader, FLuffee, Alfred Hitchcock, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, Jack Skellington, Terry Gilliam, Michael Palin, the rest of the Monty Python guys, Bad Religion, NoFx, Dwight Shrute, a talking spider, someone with a 22 letter lastname, the best tattoo artist in the world, Denny!, Bruce Dickinson, X- The Eliminator, The Griffin Family, the creator of the Etch-a-Sketch, Les Paul, Johnny Bravo, Every vegetarian and vegan in the world (to form an army of equal rights activists, kick the asses of all the omniverous homo sapiens and take over the industry), every homophobic idiot (only to kick their asses and take over the omnisexual world), Rainn Wilson, a tarantula named Tonto, Charlotte, Andrew W. K., Tony Hawk, Bam, Tosh, and all the pros., Wayne Kanoff, Harry Pickles, Dethklok, Shrek, Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, and all the crew members of the Starship Enterprise, William Shatner, Darth Vader, Mr. Bill, Allen Strange, Mike Judge, Joe Dirt, all the X-Men, Peter Boyle, Brandon Small, a crew of scurvy pirates who will invite me to be their captain!, a crew of scurvy pirates who wish to challenge me and my crew but who will fail and be sent to Davey Jones's Locker, Davey Jones, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, the Animaniacs (Yakko, Wacko, and Dot, who just for fun run around the Warner Movie Lot), Dracula, A possessed person, Hades, Neptune, the Fates, the Muses, Dr. Love, Dr. Frankenfurter, DR PEPPER, and..............