Too lame not to share |
An excuse that should never work in real life, but just did...
Union crew member: "I have to go home. I'm really sick"
Union foreman: "um, ok"
Union crew member: "yeah. I'm sorry. I think I laid by... Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 09:43:00 GMT |
this time its for reals |
..id="qtable"> 1 Regret Something You Did In The Past? a few things unfortunately .. --> --> 2 Country You Wanna Visit: Ireland .. --> --> 3 Way You Wanna Die: ... Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 03:54:00 GMT |
a re-gifting of sorts |
Very Random...and updated from a year agoHave you ever watched porn with friends? all the times, but not in that weird wayEver flirt with someone to make them feel better about themselves? awww pretty... Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 03:57:00 GMT |
For you |
1 - Name something that made you frown today?Leaving the house2- What were you doing at 7:00 AM?Waking up late, but not caring3 - Kiss with your eyes open or closed?Closed4 - If you had to choose betw... Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:33:00 GMT |
Don’t get eliminated |
So, I'm sitting here watching the finale of Dancing with the...I mean, sports, and on comes this commercial for this new game show that looks very much like the famous MXC. WTF team? I don't know if i... Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 22:15:00 GMT |
code red |
I'm not sure how to read into this, but opening my mini fridge and finding a liter of Mountain Dew Code Red may be the happiest part of my day. For now anyway. I mean, once I see the lady, that will b... Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 23:22:00 GMT |
the first time |
I'm not sure if its a good thing, or a bad thing, or what exectly it says about the world...but why am I almost always right and still no one listens? It feels like I'm walking through a dream half th... Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 15:43:00 GMT |
step 1 |
I have, through progress and failure, attempted to find some kind of peace and balance. I have worked hard to be at peace in this world of mine only to be let down and taken advantage of. These words ... Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:33:00 GMT |
my little tabby |
I’m a bit down at the moment. While I was at work today I got a call from my brother, he said that one of our kitties wasn’t doing so well. I say kitty, but she has been with the fami... Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:57:00 GMT |
really? |
Not that I really have time to write this since today is already majorly fucked, but I did want to say that I can't help but to laugh at the fact that after such a great weekend away from work and eve... Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:10:00 GMT |