About Me
All my life I've had women say "Not if you were the last man on Earth". Well that may be true but let's just see what happens when I'm the last man on Earth with a sweet ass pimped out ride bitch!READING THIS IS A GOOD WAY TO AVOID PISSING ME OFF, IRRITATING ME, ANNOYING ME OR MAKING ME WANT TO SLAUGHTER YOU!
~*~IF YOU DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING THEN I DON'T SEE ANY POINT IN TALKING TO ME! DON'T MESSAGE ME JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK I'M HOT... I WILL NOT TALK TO YOU.~*~
DO NOT CONTACT ME IF...
YOU'RE 40 OR OVER, YOU SMOKE POT OR DO OTHER DRUGS, YOU DRINK EXCESSIVELY, YOU'RE ANNOYING, YOU HAVE NO INTEREST IN TALKING TO ME, YOU JUST WANT TO ADD TO YOUR THOUSANDS OF FRIENDS YOU DON'T TALK TO, YOU DON'T LIVE NEAR ME, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, YOU USE PHRASES SUCH AS "OMG" OR "TOTALLY" EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, ETC,ETCPROFILE UPDATED: Wednesday January 14th, 2009
Not much to say... The names Kris. I'm 21. I work alot. I don't sleep much. I'm very mature minded but have an immature sense of humor most of the time. I like to laugh and make others laugh even more. I hate people who act like gangsters so I often make fun of them in my own way by speaking in gangsta idiom. I'm good at cheering people up. I'm hard to hate. I like pink and black. I don't dress a "certain way" I dress like me. I'm pretty mellow most of the time but you don't want to make me angry. I like to play video games. I have my own language and it's very catchy. I spend alot of time on the computer. I have ten tattoos and my tongue and navel pierced. My tongue is an 8 gauge. Sweedish I know. I like getting tattoos and piercings. It's about the greatest adrenaline rush ever. I love animals. I want a penguin. I'm completely random. I don't make sense sometimes. I often confuse people. I smoke alot (cigarettes). I don't drink too often so alcoholics and frat boys need not apply. I don't do drugs and I don't like people who do. Drugs are bad Mmm-Kay. I drink way too much Mountain Dew. I'm Italian Ducth Irish. That means don't piss me off. I love pasta, don't care for meat much. I FUCKING LOVE FOOD! I'm allergic to just about everything. I collect pillows. I wear wife beaters alot. I'm a dork and love it. I'm a Pats fan, deal with it. I hate every sport except football. I hate the general public. People piss me off alot. I hate prissy bitchs. I like to wear hats. I will kick your ass. I watch alot of movies (horrors, thrillers, comedies mainly). I love blood and guts and I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU! LOL I love candles and incense. I have a dirty mind. I love Red vs Blue and if you don't know what that is you should. People who obsess over me are irritatiing. Men suck. I sleep on my side. I burn easily. I own alot of hoodies. I like squishy things. If I ever seem wrong about something I wont drop it until I at least prove my point. Most of the things I own are pink and black. I collect knives and my most spoken phrase would be "I'll stab you!" and others along those lines. I love care bears. New York sucks. I hate you! :) Don't request to be my friend if you are one of those people that just "collects" friends. If you request to be my friend then talk to me... send me a message... ask me what's up?!? Do not ask me to give you pic comments or anything. That's pathetic and you need to grow up and have a life outside of myspace. If I want to leave you a comment I will because I want to and not because you ask me to! Get it? Got it? Good! Don't ask me dumb questions that are answered in the aforementioned or in any other apparent place in my profile. If I am having a bad day don't ask me if I want to talk about it because I don't. Not with you. Not with anyone at all. I'm not a girly girl who likes to talk about my feelings and try to make people pity me. I don't want your pity and I don't need it. I'm completely independent and don't rely on or expect anyone to support me in any way. I probably hate you! Do not ask to see me naked or make rude comments about my body or I will ignore you and report your sick ass. Just because I have dirty pics up doesn't mean I have to listen to your shit. I have the right to post whatever the fuck I want to and not get harassed about it. Perversion is accepted with time when I know you and if I like you. If not then it's just creepy and gross. If you are like 40 years old or even older and attempting to hit on me just stop right there! Me=Young You=Older than my parents. That's nasty! Just back the fuck off.
So that's all I have to say about myself. Anything else you want to know just ask! I also have a web cam that I use for video chatting and making youtube videos. Oh and just a heads up... if you plan on viewing my web cam sometime in the future please do not ask me to show you any of my naughty parts or you will be put on iggy! Thanks a bunch! ... One more thing..... Politics makes me soooo horny! (Also... if you care to know where my myspace name came from then watch the video in my MOVIE section)- Don't ask me which video! I am going to say one more time in the movie section durrr!ALSO... I have a youtube channel and by watching my videos you could learn alot about me and also have a few laughs so check it bitchs >>>>>>
My youtube channel bitches!
