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Sebastian

Hell Is Now Love

About Me

I'll slash you up

My Interests

about $5, underwater sharks, La Jolla, Bourdain, altered memory, pre-barf cat sounds, sand wedge, jet quick, nether regions, Campari beers, bulging, Happy Birthday Emo Rick, Fresh for 88000000000000000...

I'd like to meet:

not Marty

Music:

fuckyoucounselor.blogspot.com

Movies:

Conquest

Television:

The Number 10.

Heroes:

not Marty

My Blog

specialty monks

Where were you at 2:02am this morning?Carving a suit.What was the first thing you thought this morning?"Why must I always rewipe after baco-times?"What are you doing tomorrow?Sweeping ants from under ...
Posted by Sebastian on Wed, 07 May 2008 04:54:00 PST

invalids for christmas

1. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? Stev Meerd is really a flab life, but other thathhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt 2. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? B...
Posted by Sebastian on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 08:18:00 PST

hoffnung & pronto (aborted letter 6)

We finally lost all the hens in the Tear Blight of '46, so it was time to move. We packed the hot plate, my collection of Capcom stickers, and her dirty hat and headed for Rome. I left the suitcase o...
Posted by Sebastian on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:45:00 PST

Dear Girl of My Dreams, (aborted letter number 1)

Let's discuss this over a plate of boiling soap.
Posted by Sebastian on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:38:00 PST

birch-ups

We used to sit on the porch. You'd talk about your day, slowly and for a while. You'd thank me for getting you out of Connecticut. Of course, I'd say. Only, all the while, we were just in Biodome 3. I...
Posted by Sebastian on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 09:55:00 PST

blouse lord

Let's go buy some tops.topstopstopstopsfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck ...
Posted by Sebastian on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:55:00 PST

Wichita Lineman

Let me get just one finger in there.
Posted by Sebastian on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:54:00 PST

Bringing In the New Year

Oh, I forgot; there's more in the car.
Posted by Sebastian on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:06:00 PST

sudden infant death syndrome

Sometimes you boys get a little too jaundice.
Posted by Sebastian on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:02:00 PST

fudgy cousins

Remember when you bought that Fairmont and we had to tape the seats back to avoid Ecoli? Now that was winter....
Posted by Sebastian on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:00:00 PST