LAPDANCE

one day djBIGEARS and theDEXorphan were skipping through the woods. when all of a sudden came the lunar lizard from mars. BIGEARS screamed and ran in circles, while theDEXorphan just wet his pants and cried. the lizard snarled and bore it's menacing teeth. they both fainted.when they awoke they found themselves in separate cages. and staring at them from his mighty thrown was the lunar lizard king. the lizzard king arose and spoke, "DANCE!" is all he said.they both looked at eachother oddly, then proceeded to dance like stupid ravers.to be continued........