Star Trek |
Ill open with three quick memories from 1979&I recall my brother, Dave, and my mom getting really irritatedtrying to explain to me for the umpteenth time that the bald lady in the StarTrack movie was...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:30:00 GMT |
The Weather |
I was raised in Bakersfield. I've moved away a couple of times and back again, because despite everything the folks living here have to say about it, it is not a horrible place to live. There are a fe...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:05:00 GMT |
An Open Letter to the Entire Earth |
Dear the Entire Earth,Hello. I hope that you are well. I have something to ask of all of you.Ahem. If I am in public and it is apparent that I am reading, don't try to have a conversation with me. If ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:56:00 GMT |
Movie Trailer |
Black Card, White Letters 1- "They said no one would ever know"Exterior - A Freeway Desert, DayWide shot of a man walking on the freeway towards the camera in slow-motion, the heat shimmers off the p...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 22:31:00 GMT |
Children's Programing |
Anyone else ever watch Scooby-Doo? A lot of things always bugged me about that show, item number one on that list being the formula of the mysteries themselves. You figured out real quick that when th...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 06:45:00 GMT |
I've Been Reading Some Blogs... |
Bertram the Otter woke up one fine spring morning, showered, brushed his little otter teeth, put on his lovely new Prince Albert suit and sat down to breakfast with his adoring wife."Today," Bertram s...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 16:43:00 GMT |
Desiderata |
We all fuck up from time to time. Don't let that fact bother you too much. Remember, one day we will be dead and no one will ever even know we were ever here. Take comfort in that, because it means yo...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 03:15:00 GMT |
Commercials |
The Taco Bell Big Value Menu commercial is really annoying me. Ive seen it many, many times and at one point I was approaching them like some kind of logic puzzle, but Ive since decided that they ar...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 19:32:00 GMT |
My Neighbors Dogs Prolonged Monolog as Given Beneath My Window at Noon Yesterday |
I am Pepper! Listen you fucks, I am Pepper! You hear me?! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!... Fuck off!... Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!... Fu...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Aug 2005 08:53:00 GMT |
How to Survive the B-Movie Menace |
This is the outline for a PowerPoint presentation Id like to do, you know, before collage kids headed to a long weekend in the woods and high school seniors whos towns are threatened by evil land de...
Posted by on Wed, 18 May 2005 09:51:00 GMT |
