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j O n a S !

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About Me

soul glo mofucka
im not random at all!
heres a video of me kickin it

...you bored? or just nosey like the rest of us? well then..
come on dowwwwn..you're the next contestant on the price is right!
i bid $1590 bob
i bid $1591
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...my names ass.. hoe n ass. but my friends call me "jerk" and my parents call me "tang ina" for some reason
...but enough of me.. what about you?! nevermind lets get back to me! my mom is filipino, my dad is filipino. i dont understand either one of them when they are lecturing me.. so i have determined that im black
...im 24 years old - surprising huh? i know, i know.. i know what you're thinking. i LOOK and ACT much older. im very mature for my age.. i dont have myspace like all the kids do these days. oh who am i kidding i look 14! ...and i act 14. infact, im stil a virgin... in the ear.
...i like dancin, but not freak-a-leak type dancin. i usually go out and dance on my own and just wig out to the beat......k i'm lyin... in reality i go there to get my on...with lerrick
...i love to drink... coke. i cant stand alcohol.. call me a big pussy if you please.. but its straight up nasty to me. beer always smelt like piss to me.. so it was no surprise that when i sipped on beer it tasted like piss too. not..that..ive..tasted piss before or anything
...i have weird kicks, but atleast i wear them. i have underwear, but i dont wear them. imma nike shoe geek with a flavor of indie clothing brands. sorry, i dont rock throwbacks and flat billed hats with the size tags still on 'em. i might have a weird style, but it's my own.
...how do i get my paper? well besides buying it at office depot..i'm a mechanic at benzo, in the process of starting my own gig, flip my fits, and i want to pursue a lot more of my interests and create a living off all of those combined. i have big dreams, and big goals..and i admire females who have goals and pursue them, or atleast support me in strive of mine. I'M GOING TO BE RICH! i can buy you all the things you want! oh wait, i forgot.. you can get a job too! or you can give me one
...i have a house and i also have this brand new, 1990 Acura Integra. infact i just washed it about 6 months ago, so holla at a balla. once people see it, they tend to try to show me their pink taco, their bat cave, their furry burger, their beef curtains, their bearded clam, their geo duck, their mouth with no teeth, their almighty beaver... syke, only dudes like it.. actually, only i like it.. actually, its a piece of shit
...i'm a determined and focused individual who has his head on straight and has more ideas, plans, and thoughts than anyone can imagine. but none of those plans, ideas, or thoughts include you. basically... it's all about me.
...oh yeah, and i'm definately not one of those people who joke around like a little kid who, underneath it all, is more maintained and mature for his age. and i definately hate sarcastic fuckers, i would hate to be one.
disclaimer: everything stated in this profile is total horse shit
well if you've read this much and you can deal with my stupid ass side.. then maybe if you stick around you can see the serious side of me.. maybe.
for all you niggas sayin' that my shit is sick
just imagine the 90% of my brain that i aint even used yet

those two lines from germaine williams are probably the most accurate lines that express how i often feel. i think a lot, even when you dont think i am.. even when i dont think i am. there's no rest in me...and theres not enough hours in a day...theres a constant flow of ideas in my head.. maybe because i have a constant passion at getting better... in every aspect of my life. i guess thats because i already know what i want and i have a drive inside of me that i can't put my finger on just yet.. but i know it has partly to due with making my parents the proudest. and i always want to succeed, i honestly believe in no limits...and it'd be my dream to share that success with my friends or that someone. the downside? reality says "its lonely at the top in whatever you do"... i say keep trying. wierd? probably. from my goals, to my drive, to how i treat my friends, to my style of wear, to what i look for in a girl or good person, to my sense of humor....if there was one thing i'd want to be remembered by, it's that i'm different from most...or maybe different period.

...but you'll only see 10% of that

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


anyone REALly. as long as youre coo.. cause im coo.. then we can be coo...L. im pretty outgoing, easy to get along with, and i try to look at everything in a positive way. i like to surround myself with the same type of homies cause life is too short to stay beefin. so if you can dig on that..then let the good times roll.

dont add me if you are just going to fill the bulletins up with bullshit. and please please do NOT add me just because you are in a "band" or you have your own "music" myspace page. just because you make music doesn't mean all of myspace has to be your "friend"!!!!! exclamation exclamation. i hate signing on and seeing that cute blue message that says "New Friend Request"... only to be disappointed by some rock/boater/ghetto music page request


jonas' Friend Space
nasty ass has negative 39 friends.

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view all of nasty's niggas

Movies:

throbbin hood, grand theft anal, saving ryans private, bare bitch project, south american pie, planet of the babes, ate mile, forest hump, the mighty fucks, beauty and the breast, in diana jones and the temple of poon

Television:

i dont watch too much t.v. most of the time its random. whos line is it anyways.. most extreme challenge (MXC) on spike tv. that shit is hilarious. SNL.. jay leno / conan o'brien. then i fall asleep to sportscenter (and the boomba channel)

Books:

i like to go to Barnes & Nobles and put Penthouse inside my Import Tuner magazine

scoop jackson articles

Heroes:

myrna and norie

My Blog

hoodies, kicks n fits for sale

puttin a couple of my hoodies up for sale. all are size large and worn lightly once or twice. none washed or shrunk yet.. so still pretty crispy. these are OG hoodies before the whole hoodie craze.. s...
Posted by j O n a S ! on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:53:00 PST

rain turns me into stone

this may seem like its about my car... but if you have enough patience to read through it all... you'll see its more. this one is pretty long, but meaningfulso... as some of you know, my car got stol...
Posted by j O n a S ! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

one four three

even though we havent rocked out like we used to...i remember it and can feel it...like it was 10 minutes ago. but i met you about 10 years ago. i just turned 12 at the time, and you were way older th...
Posted by j O n a S ! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST