suzanne

i am all about sipping hot green ginger tea and watching oprah.
whenever i owe someone a favor, i come up with a payment plan in the universal currency of sushi rolls.
i am legally blind .. i think that if i ever left the house to get a haircut without my contacts, i'd probably end up unknowingly joining the army or wandering around a busy construction site, mr. magoo-style.
i listen to upbeat forties gospel while showering.
my roommate drew says that i have the same toes as sienna miller.
once, when i was little, i sold painted rocks on the side of the highway until my mom noticed i wasn't in my room. i made six dollars, though.
i tend to acquire a lot of knick-knacks and doodads. i'd probably be well on my way to crazy-packrat-lady-town if it weren't for the semiannual surfacing of some innate and fervent need to eliminate all clutter.
someday i will have a lucrative career designing hipster greeting cards. i am going to drive a restored eighties muscle car and answer my car phone with a brisk "talk to me!"
also, i will have a custom vending machine in my bathroom that will dispense hi-c ecto cooler and ouchless hair ties.