Jay Walking Backwards[RIP Derek]

About Me

"BOOF:
To stick something up your butt, generally drugs but can include anything.
'The only way to do E is to boof it.'
'Where'd the kitty go? I boofed it.'"
I wake up at noon everyday usually. I get excessively drunk at night and call or talk to people I probably shouldn't. I try to have [atleast] one alcoholic beverage a day. I don't remember some nights, so I'll just assume I did something great and praise myself in a celebration at the next situation where I come across some kind of personality altering drink. I'm an asshole, and I like it that way. I'm probably a mess. I'm probably wrong. You may be right. I may be crazy. I might have just quoted a Billy Joel song, but that's not what matters. Any of this, all of this, which are the things that really matter? How long can you keep your disaster stuck boat afloat before you drown? When will we re-evaluate everything? If you have any questions, you know where to go. Yup, that's right. Somewhere else. I'm sorry but I can't be your savior. I can't be your super hero, baby. I can't save you, hell, I can't even save myself.
"Gonna get sadder, it's gonna get weirder, until I'm gone. Until I'm gone. It's gonna get sadder, it's gonna get weirder, until I'm gone now, it's kinda what I want, but regardless thanks a lot for letting me stay on your futon."
"March 23rd hushed the wind, the music died. If you can't get the best of us now it's because this is forever"
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My Interests

Flowers, Unicorns, Corn on the cob, the little plastic things at the end of your shoelaces, Diabeetus, boofing, jagabombs, the juggernaut, seaweed, pokemon<3

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented the word "booger"

Music:

Against All Authority, The Aquabats, The Arrogant Sons of Bitches, August Burns Red, As I Lay Dying, Between the Buried and me, The Human Abstract, Norma Jean, The Number 12 Looks Like You, Misery Signals, The Devil Wears Prada, Bomb the Music Industy, Catch 22, The Casualties, Cheap Sex, The Clash, Choking Victim, Dropkick Murhpys, Flogging Molly, Gogol Bordello, The Impossibles, Leftover Crack, Minibosses, Mustard Plug, NoFX, Operation Ivy, Orange Lazarus yo(represent!), Rancid, Reel Big Fish, Screeching Weasel, Sham 69, The Skatalites, The Slackers, Social Distortion, Streetlight Manifesto, Tiger Army, The Toasters, The Unseen, The Vandals

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Snakes on a Plane, Shaun of the Dead, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Shawshank Redemption, 12 Angry Men

Television:

Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Rocko's Modern Life, random other cartoons, the history/discovery channel, and the UFC

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, The Hobbit, Brave New World, The Zombie Survival Guide(Fuck Yeah!)
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Heroes:

My Blog

The Fight Against Blythe(The Pizza Tryant, and Great Destroyer has just begun)

inraged mailman (10:17:22 PM): You bitch!inraged mailman (10:17:34 PM): you are traumatizing Huffy's pizza experience FOREVERxxoblytheexxo (10:17:3...
Posted by Jay Walking Backwards[RIP Derek] on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:38:00 PST

Someone Tell me I'm not Crazy

xx SO SAYS I: it has to be the truth. inraged mailman: it doesn't have to be anything inraged mailman: nothing has to be everything inraged mailman: everything doesn't have to be something xx SO S...
Posted by Jay Walking Backwards[RIP Derek] on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 09:41:00 PST

The Next Guitar I'm Buying

As I wait impatiently for my Gretsch White Falcon, I'll buy another (cheap) guitar before it to help me pass the time until I get my Gretsch. This is the guitar:http://www.music123.com/Squier-Hello-Ki...
Posted by Jay Walking Backwards[RIP Derek] on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:19:00 PST

The Official Shotgun Rules

Yes I know that this makes no difference to many of you but to said people, blow me."SHOTGUN RULES: Ever have the problem of catching a ride with someone wh...
Posted by Jay Walking Backwards[RIP Derek] on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:57:00 PST

Choices, oh such choices

Because of the thriving need of finding the perfect guitar I am constantly wanting new guitars that I think will fit my style. I am now stuck between a choice of 2 Gretsch guitars. Tell me which one y...
Posted by Jay Walking Backwards[RIP Derek] on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:05:00 PST