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About Me

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â–² â–²I am teh Chris... aka Chris "The Boss" Ross...
I'm 18 and I just graduated from Westchester Academy...
I go to the University of Houston, It's pretty badass.
I like Warhammer and Warhammer 40k, go look it up if you don't know what it is.
Fighting is definately better than doing nothing, i mean id rather fight than get the shit beat out of me.
I love to play football, it's the best
Pretty much going outside and doing anything is great (xcept for soccer, its for sissies and foreignors)
My friends are awesome, we always keep each other entertained
I don't have a best friend, or multiple best friends for you smart asses! xD
Watching movies is great, I probably have a page and a half full list of all my favorites
Oh and video games are fun too, Madden and Elder Scrolls being two of my favorite franchises
Nothing amazing happens here and you get used to that, used to a world where everything is ordinary.
I can't beat him.
But that don't bother me.
The only thing I want to do is to go the distance, that's all.
Because if that bell rings and I'm still standing, then I'm gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I wasn't just another bum from the neighborhood
Some Truely Annoying Things About People
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". No Shit, Sherlock!! But what good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they??I'll kick their ass!!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No loser, I paid $12.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved"! Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short." Helllllooo???? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
A Lot of Shit That Makes Me Wonder...
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand on two-feet while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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Jim Carrey, Pauly Shore, and Marshall Faulk.

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-Arnie in Total Recall

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December 16, 2006

This morning my grandfather died. My mom went to my grandparents house very early today. When she got there she went to my grandpa and told him that it was christmas. I know its not christmas, but my ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 19:06:00 GMT

damnit...

Well, I havnt done one of these in a while so I'll just cut right to the point. My grandpa is still breathing and all, but hes not there. The good man that he once was is gone and there's just some sh...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 21:30:00 GMT

u know what really pisses me off?

Yeah, people that think they know the truth but dont. They all fuckin suck dick! Because then they start to write shit that they think is the truth, but in reality its the biggest lie in you've ever h...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 00:49:00 GMT

This thing u shud fill out....

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we wi...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:38:00 GMT

Game

Well I get to go to an astros game today so fuck u guys! I beat all of u in coolness now so get a job!
Posted by on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 14:28:00 GMT

School........

Today was the first day of school... was better than last year cuz this year I at least new ppl and was comfortable.... so now I can yell out a bunch of dumb shit in class O.o
Posted by on Thu, 11 Aug 2005 14:27:00 GMT

WOW

I have nuthing interesting to say..... like at all..... not that it is different than any other day.... but really I mean its bad...... I don't even know.... really I don't....no but seriously just go...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jul 2005 00:55:00 GMT

Hey Dustin

Dustin... I hope u read this because I know u always look at my profile... I just wanted to say STOP IT YOU BASTARD.... Don't you have better things to do like..... hanging out w/ Ricardo or getting b...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jul 2005 10:59:00 GMT

FF VII: AC

Final Fantasy VII Advent Children's due date is September 14, 2005 if u don't see it I feel bad for u... Like rlly bad.... the link to the site is http://www.square-enix.co.jp/dvd/ff7ac/ so watch...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jul 2005 01:36:00 GMT

hey

Hey, my buddy Kevin just got on and u should add him to ur friends list like now or else.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Jun 2005 22:15:00 GMT