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the dianna show

I wonder how many people thought my last headline wasn't a joke?

About Me

Funny. Bitch. Crazy. Bored. Procrastinator. Singer. Geetar Dinger. Lazy. Impatient. Good listener. Fast talker. Hyper. Sedate.

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

Running, jumping, climbing trees. Playing with dead bodies. Anatomy. Science. Friends. Music. Making funnies.

I'd like to meet:

I think that I would like to meet everyone. It's only after you meet that things get tricky.

Music:

Ani DiFranco,Floater,Tool,A Perfect Circle,Tracy Chapman,Ratatat,The Killers,On the Rocks,Divisi,That One Guy,NIN,Rob Zombie,Ella Fitzgerald,DMB,Flogging Molly,Billy Joel,The Cure,Toshi Reagan,Live,Tom Waits,Queens of the Stone Age,Morphine,Pink Floyd,U2,George Clinton,Maroon 5,Rilo KileyImogen HeapThe Fray

Movies:

Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, The Life of David Gale, Willow, Boondock Saints, Hackers, PCU, Legends of the Fall, Alien movies, Smilla's Sense of Snow, Edward Scissorhands, Lolita, Interview With the Vampire, Pirates of the Caribbean, Benny and Joon, The Birdcage.......eh I'm spent. Any horror or sci-fi. Ok some more....Requiem for a Dream, Run Lola Run, Dogma, Clerks, Big Fish, Fight Club, American History X, Labryinthe, Ferngully, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Swingers, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, 28 Days Later, Rocky Horror Picture Show, A Very Long Engagement, Blade Runner, Primal Fear, Crash, Mulan, Phantom of the Opera, Trainspotting, Krull, Nightmare Before Christmas (before it become so damn trendy), Excalibur, American Beauty, Garden State, Sin City, The Breakfast Club, The Crow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Little Miss Sunshine, Thank You For Smoking, Crash

Television:

I hate television. I'm not one of those people who says "kill your TV", yet still has 500 hundred channels and watches the box four hours a day. I don't have cable. I think I might have one channel, and I don't even know how to get the television setting right to watch that channel. Television is the devil.

Books:

I'm reading.

Heroes:

Jack Sparrow

My Blog

Praise Jesus

If you haven't seen the film Jesus Camp, please go do so now.
Posted by the dianna show on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:47:00 PST

Ridiculous term

So, after making a detailed hour-by-hour schedule of my life for the next week in an effort to not be such a horribly irresponsible person, I have realized that I have absolutely no free time.  S...
Posted by the dianna show on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:47:00 PST

Resolution

Happy new year everyone.  The farther away from teenage-dom you get, the better life becomes.  Here's to another one. I realized as the clock was ticking and everyone was reaching for their ...
Posted by the dianna show on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:11:00 PST

Cold and awwwoooone

I'm all alone in my house, and it officially sucks.  I'm ready for winter break to be over.  Someone call me.
Posted by the dianna show on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:17:00 PST

Kitty and leaving

I just wanted you to know that I'm really not as obsessed with my cat as the pictures would lead you to believe.  People in foreign countries requested proof of her existence and I was long overd...
Posted by the dianna show on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:55:00 PST

Excursion

You can tell there is something strange in the air when you plan to go to a bar but end up buying books and reading all night instead.
Posted by the dianna show on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:19:00 PST

Jesus tits.

I haven't written a blog in so long.  I think it's because...............I have a life.  Who would have thought?  A thousand little distractions are grinding my brain to pulp.  T...
Posted by the dianna show on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:05:00 PST

ARGH

I hate the UofO financial aid department.  If things don't turn out well with them tomorrow, will someone please lend me a warm bath and a straight razor?  (not to be dramatic or anything).&...
Posted by the dianna show on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:24:00 PST

Meaningless

I've been reading for a long time........mind recess.   62 Odd Questions. Be truthful.1.) Do you talk in your sleep?      No, but my boyfriend goes.  He gets hit a l...
Posted by the dianna show on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:54:00 PST

I'm a driving woman

So....yeah.......they fixed my car.  AND they didn't charge me.  But I'm sick.  Blah.
Posted by the dianna show on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:08:00 PST