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Yuck Falls

About Me

i have attached it twice, successfully, so you are clearly the nimrod here, you stupid bastard. here, i will copy/paste it inline, so you can stop fucking bothering me. i am a very busy man with lots of important shit to do; is this too much for you to handle now? if you need someone to wipe yer ass, I am sure there are plenty of little drunk chicks runnin' around what would jump at the oppertoonty.Well, there was a like nakid man wearing nought but a poncho what locked himself out his house, and lo! He was up cimbin’ the pole and tryin’ git in the window…and the great god Ocipherius had struck him dumb, and there wasn’t nothing else to do. We play what you might call jug music, the music of the sons of coal miners and bank robbers, minor outlaws and outlaw miners, pickin what they chickens said all winter, and raisin’ hell. And you know that ain’t bad,. Hottern a two-dollar pistol, hey-ni-now here, shoot a monkey. And m r pigs.I told the sonabitch I’d shoot…
I’d like to meet: the meat, all of it: bacon, shrimp, sausages, squirrel, bologna hey-ni-now, narse narners…teenage Mexican girls what don’t don’t have no dads, boobies, old men what run ‘round with their pants off, people what’s they good sense, and their heads out their asses. Three-legged dogs with good senses of humor, the guinea worm, them midgets with dicks, the mother of Dave Lewis, and others about like that.
Television: Cipherion Televangelists, what like that Billy Damned feller, and what like the High Priet o the Cipherion, Vee Mann, what wears the robes of burlap, and pisses in the boots of the disciples, glory and honor to the trailer home, amen…The Dukes of Hazzard, and TNT movies on Saturday, the Bevery Hillhillies, and whatnot…that man what whacks the hacksaw with the rubber mallet, so they makes the fancy bird feeders, like what my mom has, and keeps em ducks and squirrels out of it…you ever et them duck sausages, …ponchos, Excedrin….
Books: The Sears Christmas Catalogue and the Bible…that one Camel puts out for shit what you can get if you smoke too much, like jackets for the bars, magazine, Excedrin….
Heroes: Grizzly Adams, Clint Eastwoob, Paul Bunyan, Dave Lewis, Uncle Dave Macon, that guy in the army jacket what stopped them trucks from blowin’ up in MokeyTown Holler, Mad Dog, Louis Riskie what runs the trailer junkyard up in Norwalk, Pepe Le Peu, feller what ciphered the Branded theme, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, carnies and truckers,miners, and coal miners, lot lizards, Excedrin…Alka Seltzer?

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 25/12/2006
Band Website: www.theartofmann.com/yuckfalls.html
Band Members: Paintin' Q Public tha 3rd - banjer, drinkin', testify'n
Donnie Donut - hubcaps, pots, pans, washboard
Ole' JD - washtub
Big "Tiny" Tallsaddle - lap steel, hammers
Poncho - mouth harp, hillbilly style buffoonery

Influences: U WRENCH IT Coon hunting, ciphering and the worship of Occipherous the Great Spiral, scabs, the drinking of ciphering beers, amateur podiatry, looking down pipes, boy I like looking down pipes…I found me one today and I looked down it, but there warn’t nuthin there…gerbil breeding, buncha donuts, makin’ the donuts, and frying them, powdering donuts, cruising in place in my Camaro what ain’t got the wheels, spelling on jigsaw puzzles, eating jerky at truckstops jerkin’ my turkey, all forms of meat smoking, taxidermy, dyeing stuff camo, screaming at libraries
Sounds Like: M R Pigs MR NOT Pigs O S A R L I B M R Pigs
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, AC/DC, that one where the feller’s got the big hat, and the other’n got’s the broken moustache, and all them people drive around in them lizard cars, and the feller’s screaming “’At bathtub was broken when I got here, mother fucker!” and they’s all a’cussin’ at eechother, and what they shot the pink bird in the eye, and the truckers’ naked the whole time, an We All like ‘at movie what was a cartoon ‘bout the girl with the big but.
Record Label: Donut Factory

My Blog

Civil Disobedience Henry David Thoreau

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The LOCOFOCOS

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Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 09:00:00 GMT

The Kentucky Orphan Brigade

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Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 15:10:00 GMT

Secession (derived from the Latin term secessio)

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Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:23:00 GMT

thet ill-fatered Jug Band, the lejendury Yuck Falls

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Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:37:00 GMT

Snake Handlin'

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Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:00:00 GMT

Stars n' Bars Ole Glory

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Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 14:41:00 GMT

Hogzilla

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Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 22:29:00 GMT

Priapism

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Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 20:00:00 GMT