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Stephen Emmet Clarke

About Me

I am a man who creates songs.I do limited edition albums, only making one copy of each one and giving it to a good friend or someone I love or whatever. The deal is it's a special personal thing between the two of us and there are no other copies ever so it means so much more that way.Like my great friend Bono, I have sold out and now distribute this crap on myspace, so I've defeated the entire object of the exercise.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 25/12/2006
Band Members: Me, I sing and play guitar usually.Leo Brazil does everything else, drums, bass, banjo. He is the Lee Scratch Perry of Slaithwaite. Makes it very easy for me.Joe Bulak assists on keys on some tunes. Love him.Cris-ma-cross "Megatron B-Boy 2000" Slocombe is my boy for percussion, harmonica, chat and moral support.
Influences: Matty and BossHenry CrabbeTom WaitsCaptain BeefheartCreedence Clearwater RevivalJohnny CashSimon and Garfunkel
Sounds Like: a storm's a-comin'. Batten down the hatches.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

There it is

http://www.travelblog.org/Bloggers/Stephen-Emmet/ my travel blog
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 17:10:00 GMT

B&Q? It's kinda like Homebase

1.  My music's on another computer.  If anyone still looks at this you'll know I haven't changed the tunes for months.   I can't as they're in the garage.  I think i...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 13:55:00 GMT

Found

Found an old tape of me singing and playing guitar.  Brought back happy memories.  It was possibly the last time I ever did the old-skool tape recording before that bastard Leo Brazil r...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 16:30:00 GMT

Phase I

Freedom.  Desirable?  Maybe.  Only maybe.  Destiny.  Hedonism.  Self-belief and all that stuff.  Enlightenment - square peg in a square hole.  Zen, Dharma etc.&...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:42:00 GMT

Everything you expected and so much more

Here's what I've been up to recently: I did the graduation ceremony at Oxfrod University.  Felt both proud and a little silly. I decided it would be wholly inappropriate to pay to see some dresse...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:44:00 GMT

I have a real degree too

The University of BloggingPresents toStephen Emmet ClarkeAn HonoraryBachelor ofAnonymous CommentingMajoring inCheesey MemesSignedDr. GoQuiz.com®Username:http://www.go-quiz.com/degree/degree.php ">Usern...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:37:00 GMT

A Heads-Up

Harro.  I'm Chairman Mao.  Because I was so commited to fraternity and all that shit, when my earthly body died, Cheney gave me special permission to become part of the "Cosmic Dea...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:26:00 GMT

Calumny II

I'm Calum Best (note the spelling Stephen Emmet Clarke you dense bastard) and I'd like to set the record straight.  Lindsay is happy with me.  I care about her.  You are a selfish fuck ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:00:00 GMT

Le Bateau

It makes me sad that people think I'm a bit funny and weird and that's it.  When I Put THIS in everyone's ear last week, I got quite angry at the audience because they were laughing at me.&n...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 13:38:00 GMT

Do my quiz

http://www.testriffic.com/friendtest/2127785   Leave a message on this myspace if you do it.  Maybe a fucking prize for the winner, not a Pullitzer mind.
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 13:13:00 GMT