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The Human Conundrum

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About Me

HIYA GUYS.MY NAMES MATT.IM A PLUMBER FROM A TINY SHIT HOLE TOWN CALLED SWINDON(PLEASE DONT TELL ANY ONE).NOT A LOT TO SAY TO BE HONEST, MY FREIND CHARLOTTE SET THIS UP FOR ME ON CHRISTMAS DAY COZ IM SHIT WITH COMPUTERS AND NOW SHES AT UNI I CANT CONTACT HER AS MUCH. DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IM GOING TO DO NOW.MIGHT JUST PUT SOME PICTURES OF ME AND SOME MATES UP AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.SMELL YA LATER!..border=0 src="http://content.pimp-my-profile.com/support2.gif" style="position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px" alt="MySpace Layouts"

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My Interests

APART FROM EATING AND DRINKING I HAVENT REALY GOT ANY IM AFRAID.IM A BIT OF A LAZY ARSE HOLE!

I'd like to meet:

BOB MARLEY(IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME),HAROLD BISHOP,SNOOP DOGG,A FRAGGLE(MUM SAID HE ISNT REAL BUT IVE SEEN HIM AT THE END OF THE GARDEN)ANY FREINDLY PEOPLE THAT FANCY A CHAT

Music:

HIP HOP AND DRUM AND BASS ARE EASILY THE BEST TYPES OF MUSIC BUT AS A LOT OF MY MATES ARE IN TO THERE GUITAR MUSIC,I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO MAKE ALLOWANCES.

Movies:

ACTION AND COMEDY RULE. IM A BIG BRUCE LEE FAN.IM GETTING ITO MANGA COZ U CAN DO LOADS OF COOL SHIT U WOULD NEVER GET AWAY WITH DOING IN REAL LIFE. I KNOW HES MAIN STREAM BUT TARANTINO IS STILL THE BEST FUCKING DIRECTOR GOING.JACKIE BROWN IS SMOOTH AS A MR WHIPPY ON A HOT DAY! I DO LIKE MUSICALS LIKE LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS AND OLIVER BUT TRY AND KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

Television:

IVE GROWN UP WATCHING NEIGHBOURS AND WHEN IM SHITTING MY PANTS IN AN OLD PEOPLES HOME IL STILL BE TURNING OVER AT 5.30 TO WATCH IT(AND THE LAST 5 MINUTES OF NEWS ROUND OF COURSE)

Books:

AMERICAN PSYCHO, THE WASP FACTORY, THE ELECTRIC COOLAID ACID TEST. IM TRYING TO LEARN FRENCH FROM A BOOK AND TAPE PACK I GOT FROM LIDLES BASKET BIN FOR £4.ITS FUCKING RUBBISH!!

Heroes:

STAN LEE(AKA THE MARVEL MAD-MAN), BRUCE LEE, HAROLD BISHOP, SPIDER-MAN