vodka bottles shaped like shotguns |
their mere existence in this world has to this day been a mystery. sodomy. only to empail sexually deprived/depraved boys. it was always at the tip of the tongue...right past the self-heating lubrican...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 00:23:00 GMT |
dirty swedish men |
the dangers of youth and an addition to the law of the schooyard which will warn all ye beautiful children to the effects of this...if ever making out at a hotel party with a boy appearing to be withi...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Oct 2004 10:01:00 GMT |
<tt>troubles's back in town and she wants to wear wedding dresses and kick homeless people |
after a few hectic days in san francisco the city..i have retired to old stomping grounds.let's hope that no one will let the cat out of the bag . either way the treasure map is indebtedly marked acro...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Aug 2004 12:02:00 GMT |
<tt> horrible tattoo stock option portfolio |
being cancun of all places..tinker bells and tribal marks on horrible irish drunks..language barrier.love? right,. drunk michigan girls should not drink tequila only to be escorted away by old scottis...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jul 2004 16:18:00 GMT |
resorting back to old trends |
yes yes i fucking did it..don't you fucking believe a word those commy suckers tell you..that incident was definetely me...hahahahahah..anyways i could say more but then it would get around and well a...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jun 2004 11:41:00 GMT |
really not thAt cool |
so to write a few of my sf good times. ..taking a break from partying in mansions with old friends and waking up still trashed in random guestrooms with better hair supplies than mine.. i decided to h...
Posted by on Fri, 28 May 2004 15:47:00 GMT |
fighting on roofs |
so the showdown nate dawg vz. killer.one roof seat, two spilled drinks. ciggarette burns and bruises. three boys vz eachother vs me. broken hookahs..soaking wet children. can this be any more ambiguou...
Posted by on Sun, 02 May 2004 17:52:00 GMT |
mission protocol |
crusading through fashion photography and the un-fat police...the drunken objective deters. no more? then as i stumble down fifth ave i only have a beautiful punk rock ballerina on my mind and her blo...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Apr 2004 10:18:00 GMT |
fucking fate |
so why the fuck do i have to get a zit on the right side of my face after i cut off all of the hair that covers that side of my face... i haven't had a zit there in years..god..that's right..damn it.....
Posted by on Mon, 26 Apr 2004 10:34:00 GMT |
typical |
more magazines
the official..octopus vs. greenpea, the bird, is soooooo on. might have found a radicooool place to live in next school year. by the way the octopus would so kick ass..so suk it fr...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Apr 2004 10:17:00 GMT |
