Funny little stories |
One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day. Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie? Why don't you t... Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 21:43:00 GMT |
i'm...... |
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smokeweed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I SPEAK MY MIND, SO I MUST BE A BITCH.... Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 19:59:00 GMT |
Your Baby Girl Becomes a Woman by Annie G. |
you've waited nine months for this day to come, the doctors tell you she's coming, she's coming!!..and all you can say is " GET ME SOME DRUUUGS!!!". the pain is over, and what do you see?, 10 fingers,... Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:59:00 GMT |
R.I.P. CAYLEE MARIE ANTHONY!! READ PLEASE!!! NOW!!! |
PLEASE PLAY SONG FIRST
IN MEMORY OFCaylee Marie AnthonyIn remembrance of a beautiful three year old girl by the name of Caylee Marie Anthony.She was such a sweet, loving, caring, and pret... Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 19:18:00 GMT |
P.E.R.F.E.C.T?!?!?!?! |
I will never understandI will never careI will always neglect youI will never be thereTell me those thingsScream them to my faceI know, I am a terrible friendThe biggest disgraceI am completely perfec... Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:44:00 GMT |
When..... |
When a girl says she likes you,she wants you to ask her out.When u break a girls heart, she still feelsit whenbumping heads 3 years laterWhen a girl just stares deep into youreyes, she'sHOPING that yo... Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 20:08:00 GMT |
IN A GUYS POINT OF VIEW! |
Ladies, before you pin the stereotypes on all males, read this and dont take it as bull, because to some people,its not--you might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99% of girls dont realiz... Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 19:16:00 GMT |
♥ I'm this girl ♥ |
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more than inside your be... Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:06:00 GMT |
Flirting Tips...kinda |
Holding HandsGirls:If you want to hold hishand, gently bumpinto it a couple of times.Guys: Grab it if it happens more thanonce.CuddlingGirls : When you want to cuddle with him,tell him you're co... Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 14:28:00 GMT |
DO YOU MISS WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER??? THE 90'S |
Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.It's not like you could remember the origin... Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 19:50:00 GMT |