I have been involved in the martial arts since I was about 7 and I also play football, but other than that Iam a simple person with complex morals u can say, take it how u want it.
People with their head on strait, dont matter the state, but if i see you i see you, nuthin but luv 4 u homey. As long as u not on some reckless dumb shit, u r cool wit me.The Guys RulesNote...these are all numbered "1" on purpose.1. Men ARE NOT mind readers1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
Your a big girl. If its up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday sports and/or relaxation. Its like a full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
JUST SAY IT!!!!1. Yes, and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriend is for.1. If a headache that lasts for 17 months its a problem. See a doctor.1. ANYTHING we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in a n argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.1. If you don't look like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.1. If you think your fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways make you sad or angry, we meant the other one.1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, do it yourself.1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach for example is a fruit, NOT a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.1. You have enough cloths.1. You have too many shoes.1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape.1. Thank you for reading.Its for laughs....don't take it personal.
Rap (Old School and New), RnB (Old School and New), Jazz, Reggae, and some club, and anything else that catches my ear. Oh yea, dont forget 2 holla at my ppl http://www.myspace.com/backlashinc
300, Boomdocks Saints, Training Day, City of God, Paid In Full, The Wiz (wut u kno bout it), Scareface, and dont sleep on Nepoleon Dynomite
K-1 Boxing, UFC, Family Guy, Football games (College and NFL), and anything that i find funny
Rich Dad Poor Dad, Dantes Trilogy