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Alan

Go Tigers...Woot woot!

About Me

My name is Alan, and I go to Clemson University. I graduated from Georgetown High, but I lived in Columbia until middle school. I love all things sports related. Becky is freaking amazing. Life is grand.

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My Interests

Clemson Football, Tennis, Clemson Basketball, Ultimate Frisbee, Clemson Baseball, Classic Rock, Clemson sports, camping, hiking, and doing stuff I've never done.

I'd like to meet:


Jesus, Rachel Ray, Halle Berry, Tommy Bowden, Danny Ford, Matt Damon, Paula Dean, The Eagles (all of them) and some more...

My Blog

This I like...

One must realize that everything isn't always about Time or Money.  If you are ever to become completely Fearless In the Flesh, you should Run Like Hell, but avoid The Wall and your Mother. And i...
Posted by Alan on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 02:27:00 PST

Top 15 Ways to have fun at WALMART!

15. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.14. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.13. Make a trail of tomato juice...
Posted by Alan on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:30:00 PST

Don't do it!!!

As seen on Wimp.com...
Posted by Alan on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 02:46:00 PST

Life is like a Mayonnaise Jar?

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he silently picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf b...
Posted by Alan on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:10:00 PST