I was born to parents of good intent in the frozen wasteland of Ohio. My brother Shirc Real was born a year and a half later. After the depression and dirge of our high school years, we headed south where we founded a group of Giant Jerks . In case you're not familiar with it, you can find out more on the Myspace or at our label, Dermusik .
Some naysayers have asked me if Jaime Legato is my real name; well rest assured that it is. Nothing could possibly make me want to remain anonymous. I'm an upstanding member of society, so stop looking in my file cabinet.
Hey, guess what I just did...
this is nice too...
and I just love this...
