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About Me

This is me, hate or love it. I have two kinds of humor: smart and sick. I can have a nice smart/witty humor or I can go all out in the sick direction...I'm diverse. I like to write Poems and Movie Scripts, because I like to write...Imagine that, huh? I work at Byerly's and I'm forever their bitch. I have a fantastic girlfriend and I have some damn good friends. I play baseball and I love it...I also love power glides ( ;) *WINK*) I also love Movies and making an ass out of myself so I can make someone's day. My nicknames are Montan and Mr. Blue Sky( due to my optimistic look on everything). My musical interests include Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Kanye West, The Game...and Norah Jones. Yes, I know, me liking Norah Jones is fucked up and unbelievable, but its the truth. Meh, I could write a ten page essay about me but I wont. None the less, I'm the second coming Jesus.
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My Interests

Sports, Movies, Writing, and chilling.(Gangsta Yo)..And my baby girl, Andrea.

I'd like to meet:

You, You, and You! Steve Greene, the White Erik Osterberg and in all seriousness I would love to meet Tim Burton, Jimi Hendrix, Charlie Kaufman, Johnny Depp, Andre 3000, Jim Carrey and Jon Brion... width="425" height="350" ..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matthew Ryan Montan
Birthday: September 27th, 1986...
Birthplace: All I know is that I came from Mama's Womb
Current Location: Maple Grove( The Hard Streets)
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right...
Your Heritage: Umm..White Folk
The Shoes You Wore Today: I Wear My K Swiss...In the park...In the Store..In my School...you get the idea
Your Weakness: Andrea Lande, Spankey, Grape Soda...and Nick Sapper
Your Fears: Judy Perry and Paul Cochran
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Cut down on the mas....Save a kitty!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Peace"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I hope I dont have morning wood"
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair...Eyes...Penor?
Your Bedtime: 3 am in the summers...1 am during school
Your Most Missed Memory: Years from the past in general
Pepsi or Coke: Flip a coin
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'm all about the M
Single or Group Dates: Hmmm...Im impartial
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nada...
Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH!!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Bullshit...
Do you Smoke: Aww Naww
Do you Swear: I believe so....Who am I kidding? Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: Everyday, everywhere
Do you Shower Daily: I feel Zest fully clean everyday, so yes.
Have you Been in Love: Yes, right now
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Ofcourse, silly
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Well...yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Mmhmm
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love thunderstorms
Do you play an Instrument: Skin flute...?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes, everyday, nugga.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep, visited Mondo 2 weeks ago in one
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: Hell No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Well, what people dont know cant hurt them...;) *WINK*
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I'm not a sticky bandit.
Ever been Drunk: It all depends
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: HAHAHAH...good one
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Saving someone
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An entrepreneur
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/Red
Short or Long Hair: Both
Height: Taller than Tom Thumb
Weight: Not big
Best Clothing Style: Something they feel like themselves in
Number of Drugs I have taken: cero
Number of CDs I own: enough to give my ears orgasmic listening
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing yet

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Music:

Kanye West, Jon Brion, Led Zeppelin, Outkast, Pink Floyd, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Game, Jimi Hendrix, Coldplay, Audioslave, The Postal Service, U2...and much much more... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind-- Punch-Drunk Love-- Anchorman-- Dumb and Dumber-- Pride of the Yankees-- Big Fish-- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-- The Green Mile-- Lost in Translation-- Edward Scissorhands-- Magnolia-- The Sandlot-- Pulp Fiction-- King Kong-- Adaptation--.. width="425" height="350"

Television:

Family Guy, Baseball Tonight, Arrested Development, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Law and Order, and Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

Books:

The DaVinci Code and Angels And Demons.

Heroes:

Tom Montan, Lou Gherig, Randy Moss, Kirby Puckett.

My Blog

Why Didnt I do this shit earlier...?

Well, the summer is over...or it has been for 3 weeks now and surprisingly I havent done any reflection on it yet. Hmm..surprising, yes? Anyways, I must say I really enjoyed the summer, especially sin...
Posted by Matthew on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:25:00 PST

I feel like critiquing...

For some reason or another, I feel like reviewing something. So, I will review Outkast's newest cd "Idlewild". "Idlewild" doubles as their new studio album as well as the soundtrack to Outkast's ident...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:15:00 PST

A new script...

Ok, I'm about to start a new short film script which I'm feeling really good about. This afternoon, I spent nearly two hours drawing up an outline as to how the script would go. If things go right, ov...
Posted by Matthew on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:16:00 PST

BIG WIN!!

Well, tonight was our first playoff game and we played the Oakdale Titans...I have no clue as to where these ass clowns came from but I'm guessing by their wardrobe, probably the gay nineties bar. The...
Posted by Matthew on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:30:00 PST

Sometimes, things just fall apart...

and things come together in a magical way. Well, today I was just notified that my transfer to the University of Minnesota and my hopeful enrollment had been "regretfully" declined. I'm not sure...
Posted by Matthew on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 10:10:00 PST

Baseball: Week 3

Well, once again, week 3 was up and down in more ways than one. Our first game of the week was on Monday night against the Marlins. In our mind, we felt it was a must win game...Well, we lost the game...
Posted by Matthew on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:54:00 PST

Baseball Week 2...another up and down week.

Well, our 3rd game of the season was on tuesday and we played probably the best team in our league (Anoka) and let me tell you, we played a beautiful game. We beat them 5-0, with Andrew and Brown...
Posted by Matthew on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:19:00 PST

What should have I learned?

All right, I'm in an analytical mood, so I feel I should ask myself "What the hell have I learned in College?" What did I learn? To be honest, not much of anything. For me, college just seemed like an...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:33:00 PST

Hard to Concentrate...

The school year is winding down and shit is finally coming to an end. Now, it's time to relax and not think about school for a while. Hopefully, I will get into the U of M for the 2006 Fall Semester, ...
Posted by Matthew on Wed, 03 May 2006 11:40:00 PST

School can suck my proverbial pickle.

School...go slob my knob you fucking piece of shit. This is a little ranting and raving about some topics. For example: I choose the topic of school. Wait no, more specifically I choose works cited pa...
Posted by Matthew on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:06:00 PST