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Myles

Maybe he smells a bitch in heat!?!!

About Me

Myles -- [verb]: As if by accident, to cast one's self onto drunken others.
Sigma Alpha Epsilon Alumni...Phi Alpha!


[captain awesome teaches chuck TANGO!]

Am I gay? What do you think? Because what I am or am not is less important to what you assume of me. And in fact, if you chose to act differently around me because you thought I was gay, I choose to be gay. I'd love to help you point out your personal indigressions against homosexuals. The world WILL be a better place when bigotry is combated and the offense is put to defense. Prepare yourself, my friend. Prepare.
You'll never meet anyone like me again in your lifetime. I'm witty and intelligent. My expression is stern and quiet. People are fascinated by me, and I'm not being cocky; it's the truth. My charm is undeniable and you'll notice my presence in a crowded room before I ever open my mouth; you're drawn to me. They call it Charisma, I call it, "thhppppt!"

I am an artist, I paint with my words. I'd rather be home most of the time, but with my work I'm about and probably somewhere in Europe. Buy me a few drinks and I'll strip; its simply in my nature. I'm the king of "ROWYCO" if the party is hot enough. That is all. Good day.

My Interests

Glorious Dew from Mountain tops mixed with adrenaline, sex, and classy things.

Also... Disc Golf, Gay Bashing Gay Bashers, Running, Not Smoking, Sleeping, Cottonelle Ass Wipes, Anything made of/with Meat, Travel, New York City, paperclips, Starbucks, PinkBerry, Soymilk, passing gas, Music Music Music, singing aloud .. and often.

I'd like to meet:

You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends.'

I'll be frank, I'm a shallow person. But I easily see past outer beauty if the person inside is intelligent and funny enough to sweep me off my feet and keep me entertained/interested. If not mentally stimulating you better be damn nice to look at naked.

YOU! I WANTED TO MEET YOU! Now take off your pants and dance with me.

Music:

Top12 iPod Albums

Movies:

Most Recently Seen
In Theaters Inidana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Iron Man, Cloverfield, Sweeny Todd, AVP2:Requiem, I am Legend, The Golden Compass, Beowulf 3D, 30 Days of Night, Resident Evil 3
On DVD The Deaths of Ian Stone, Crazy Eights, Nightmare Man, Into the Wild, Michael Clayton, Mirror Mask, The Simpsons Movie, 28 Weeks Later, HotRod, Bourne Ultimatum, SuperBad, Knocked Up
On Demand MirrorMask, Stargate, Seven, Cube Zero, Hypercube (Cube 2), Event Horizon, Dark Harbor, Kalifornia, American Psycho 2

Television:

Heroes, Big Bang Theory, L&O: SVU, Without a Trace, CSI, CSI:NY, CSI: MI, Shark, Desperate Housewives, Brothers & Sisters, Gossip Girl, Smallville, Supernatural, Ghost Whisperer, Moonlight, NUMB3RS, Criminal Minds, Torchwood, Dr. Who, Graham Norton, House, Stargate Atlantis, LOST, The Office, Chuck, OZ, Jericho, How I Met Your Mother, NCIS.

Books:

Currently Reading Good to Great! by Jim Collins, The Secret

Recently Read Titles Digital Fortress by Dan Brown, Looking Glass Wars, A Clockwork orange, the His Dark Materials Trilogy, Son of a Witch.

Projects in Production September Saints, Method, When All Falls Apart My AutoBiography, And He Had Old Man Eyes
©2002-2008 R.M.Anderson-Matlock

Heroes:

My Father, Idina Menzel, Christopher Meloni, the Dalai Lama, James "Uncle" Festi

My Blog

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction...

Originally posted in my Symposium...On this fine day, we celebrate the liberation of one's own mind to be free and the exodus of profound and hard-learned tolerance and indoctrination against the idea...
Posted by Bird Flu" on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:14:00 PST

Short Of Breathe

Take me up. Fill my eyes with life and allow me to close them and keep you there. I look up, my biseps lose strength and lie limp at my sides. In a cruel and lonely world, I wish for genuine embrace, ...
Posted by Bird Flu" on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:20:00 PST

The "i" in iPod Stands For Intuition!

Put your iPod or iTunes on random and play them. Click next to see what song represents your emotions or opinions.1. Philosophy on Life: Tug-O-War, Chevelle2. Sexuality: Just Don't Give A Fuck, Eminem...
Posted by Bird Flu" on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 01:31:00 PST

i wanna quit...FUCK FUCK FUCK

i say a good evening to you as i sit here on my fucking pedistal. my hair a mess and a lit cigarrette in my hand...fuck the doctor who suggested it to me, I should have died then, now i'm still slowly...
Posted by Bird Flu" on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 11:50:00 PST

Democracy or Theocracy

With regard to such issues as Gay Rights and Gay Marriage, the question is left open as to why these rights are even in question and upon what basis judgement is passed. Another, consequent question i...
Posted by Bird Flu" on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:33:00 PST

c|net News.com Article -- myspace.com

As seen on c|net News.com.TALKBACK: CONGRESS TARGETS SOCIAL NETWORK SITESParent's Responsibility, NOT GOV'T!!!Posted by: myanderson ([email protected])Posted on: July 12, 2006, 8:32 AM PDTStory: C...
Posted by Bird Flu" on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:44:00 PST

McDonalds Hell (The Morning After)

VoLcOm 4 MyLeS (8:42:49 AM): i am such a bitch this morning...i totally laid into the poor man who took my order...VoLcOm 4 MyLeS (8:42:51 AM): he was cute tooVoLcOm 4 MyLeS (8:43:13 AM): since when d...
Posted by Bird Flu" on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:39:00 PST

Agua Di Gio , Stevie Knicks, and Party Fowl!!!

My new friend/co-worker, Elvy, invited me to go to this free concert at the Galvan Center; down-town Salt Lake. We met up with some of her homo-homies and the drinking continued through the night. I r...
Posted by Bird Flu" on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:13:00 PST

Party of the year!

The best weekend in the longest......
Posted by Bird Flu" on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 11:33:00 PST

The Survey

When did you first become aware of gay issues?When I was little. Most people always called me sissy and fairy, and finally, through power of persuasion and some pre-determined gene or disposition, it ...
Posted by Bird Flu" on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:55:00 PST