Jade

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Erm, what to say about me? According to Google Jade is - A wonderful gem - very genuine, intelligent - produced in Burma - the one who gets all the attention, especially from boys (say nothing) - a JAVA program - not only beautiful to look at, but also is wonderful to the touch - Google is a pervert! Ok in my own words - i'm mad, hyper, bit loony but always up for a laugh. 4 A levels is more suicidal than 5 as levels.... just as a piece of advice. Trust me - I did both! Well i'm a perfectionist and as I didn't get stupidly high grades in all my A-Levels i'm sulking and taking a gap year out of protest. Currently working/nursing a hangover during the day and either working/drinking/seeing mates/road tripping it to people in uni in the evenings. Working in Debenhams as I am cool - and I think the uniform is sexy as (LOL anyone who has ever worked/been in Debenhams knows how sarcastic that is. I mean they try and fob it off to be designer, we once put it through the till and it came up as £0.01 - it is that classy!) Meh it sucks most of the time, but we usually unwind at the end of the day with a few drinks. Bring on the Security Crew! When I get my grades I wanna go to uni and study law. Anyone who knows me by reputation alone will know I like a good debate/arguement. Most won't bother anymore as they get bored, but it'd be my ideal job - arguing for money, I mean really! I have a tendency to ramble on about rndm stuff too much (proved by the pointless banter). I'm known for my weird discussions - varying from important things like the best way to eat a jaffa cake, and mind-bending task about which alcohol would mix with what mixer. I have a great laugh with my mates, which usually involves a tipple...or two....or a whole bottle. Unfortuanatly this usually ends up with me doing something stupid. Usually pole dancing. Especially on lamposts. Here's a question - why do things always seem like a good idea when you're drunk?!?! . As lovingly put my one of my friends "You're there for the entertainment"......... errr thanks for that!! I'm probably too sarcastic for my own good most of the time. I love making people smile and laugh - but I do sometimes make jokes at inappropriate times. I laugh WAY too much for my own good, I mean it's not even a normal laugh - more of a giggle/cackle and if you're REALLY lucky you will hear my drunken 'hamster laugh'. It is like nothing you have ever heard or ever will hear - it is that special. Oh and if you haven't worked it out already i love talking - to anyone about almost anything - go on try me!