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About Me

-i love brutality -i do vocals for a brutal fucking band (murder) -i tend to not care about most people i meet -the heavier the music, the more relaxing it is -i am a big star wars geek -i want to stick my genitals into the various orifices of crysta cameron -i hope to one day get into the business of those moving pictures i have heard so much about -i love cartoons -my pup is the bee's knees. i love her more than i love most people
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey -Name:ed borho
-Birthday:3/23/89
-Birthplace:louisville, ky
-Current Location:ditto
-Eye Color:i cant see thm so i dont know
-Hair Color:black
-Height:6'2-ish
-Right Handed or Left Handed:left
-Your Heritage:german
-The Shoes You Wore Today:fucking knock off piece of shit shoes
-Your Weakness: lack of air
-Your Fears:being swallowed by a whale
-Your Perfect Pizza:ham, sausage, and mushroom (from the nobes)
-Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:get away with murder
-Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:dont use im
-Thoughts First Waking Up:what did i do last night
-Your Best Physical Feature:my beard
-Your Bedtime:whenever i pass out
-Your Most Missed Memory:that time i got fucked up and tried to make out with the nootch
-Pepsi or Coke:cake
-MacDonalds or Burger King:fuckin burger king, man
-Single or Group Dates:single
-Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:nestea
-Chocolate or Vanilla:chocolate
-Cappuccino or Coffee:french vanilla cappuccino
-Do you Smoke:fuck yes
-Do you Swear:fuck yes
-Do you Sing:i wouldnt call it singing...
-Do you Shower Daily:yup yup
-Have you Been in Love:once
-Do you want to go to College:yup
-Do you want to get Married:not yet
-Do you belive in yourself:i guess...
-Do you get Motion Sickness:nope
-Do you think you are Attractive:i dont know
-Are you a Health Freak:psh- no
-Do you get along with your Parents:sometimes
-Do you like Thunderstorms:yup
-Do you play an Instrument:vocals
-In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:ugh
-In the past month have you Smoked:hehe- stupid question
-In the past month have you been on Drugs:heh
-In the past month have you gone on a Date:nope :(
-In the past month have you gone to a Mall:i dont think i have
-In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:i had one oreo
-In the past month have you eaten Sushi:nope
-In the past month have you been on Stage:nope
-In the past month have you been Dumped:yup
-In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:no (i should get on that, though)
-In the past month have you Stolen Anything:food
-Ever been Drunk:hell yes
-Ever been called a Tease:dont think so
-Ever been Beaten up:bob kicked my ass!
-Ever Shoplifted:yup
-How do you want to Die:black hole in 2012
-What do you want to be when you Grow Up:drunk
-What country would you most like to Visit:alaska
In a Boy/Girl..
-Favourite Eye Color:dont care
-Favourite Hair Color:dont care
-Short or Long Hair:dont care
-Height:dont care
-Weight:no toothpicks or blimps
-Best Clothing Style:dont care
-Number of Drugs I have taken:no comment
-Number of CDs I own:50-ish
-Number of Piercings:2
-Number of Tattoos: 3 (1 star wars and 2 angus oblong drawings)
-Number of things in my Past I Regret:the women ive dated

My Blog

fan beats man (?) update...

to whom it may concern- hullo.i have decided it's time to give an update on my whole "film career" thing.after talking to the people i will be working with, it has been decided that we will not be goi...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 17:38:00 GMT

bea arthur... outstanding! 5/13/22-4/25/09

Life and career Early life Arthur was born Bernice Frankel to Philip and Rebecca Frankel in New York City on May 13, 1922.[2] Her family soon moved to Cambridge, Maryland where her parents operate...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 20:24:00 GMT

fan beats man films?

  ive never really talked that much about what i would like to do in the future, mainly because i never knew what i wanted to make of myself. i now know what i want to do with my life. seeing as ive s...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:17:00 GMT

web comics keep me sane

marriedtothesea.comexplosm.net   (cyanide and happiness)buttersafe.com nataliedee.comtoothpasteforbreakfast.comdarthsanddroids.netl efthandedtoons.comquestionablecontent.netwhiteninjacomics.c. ..
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 04:35:00 GMT

my view on people

im once again posting a blog without anything in particular to say. i just feel like venting....  lately ive come to the realization  that people cant be trusted. no matter how much it seems...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:49:00 GMT

20 lessons learned in 19 years...

1)dont drink the bong water. NEVER!2)theres no point in being sad. "fuck it, dude. lets go bowling"3)if someone doesnt care about you, you shouldnt care about them4)people come and people go. dont fre...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 00:53:00 GMT

prologue to the Tina/Ed book thingy

Isn't the memory a strange and confusing thing? We are capable of remembering the smallest details of everyday life, such as the young lady who was standing in front of you at the mall two days ago wh...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:53:00 GMT

the fable transcripts pt. 1- my first fiance

so there i was, looking for long lost treasures for some treasure hunter with big tits.it was tiring. i was thirsty. i decidecd to stop in the pub for a drink or ten. then i saw her- Margie then farm ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:20:00 GMT

my deepest thoughts. also, poop

once again, ive decided to blog without actually having anything to say. but so it goes. anywho, theres a GWAR show tonight. im pretty excited that instead of dealing with other assholes mail for thre...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 04:57:00 GMT

(I)deas from the (D)eep

i decided to blog without really really having anything to say. thats like a blind person going to the theater. anywho, i guess i shall make a list of things that entertain me in hopes that i can ente...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 15:23:00 GMT