roommate of the flies |
there are flies in my apartment. it is january and there are flies in my apartment. they have congregated around the bathroom light and, i think, are planning my demise. sometimes, when i'm peeing, th...
Posted by monica on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:32:00 PST |
merry christmas to all |
dear santa,i do not want much this christmas. i realize that i am very lucky and that christmas is not about presents, anyway. it is about the spirit of giving, about family and friends, peace and goo...
Posted by monica on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 09:17:00 PST |
on odwalla bars: |
"nourishing food bar?"you taste like ass.in my day, granola bars were an excuse to eat candy.i will ignore your eco-friendly advise and dispose of this wrapper however i please.here's looking at you, ...
Posted by monica on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:44:00 PST |
gilmore girls. |
tonight, rory gilmore had a breakdown. ms. "i'm the editor of the yale daily news" herself freaked out in her bathroom and realized that she had no plans after graduation.and i knew what she meant. i ...
Posted by monica on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:05:00 PST |
shakespeare and seafood and 20/20 vision |
i have been spending too much time in the basement of this library. my skin is fading and i suspect i will lose my eyesight very soon. before finals are over i will look like those translucent shrimp ...
Posted by monica on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 12:00:00 PST |
awaiting approval |
do you kids think i'm going to post inappropriate comments?
i mean, i was just going to say "happy new year!"
but your little safety feature makes me want to write about the time you barbequed all t...
Posted by monica on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:43:00 PST |
