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frances

About Me

I am so sweet, you could get a toothache just looking at me! But don't try to pet me, because inside my adorable exterior beats the heart of a killer. I can't help it.... it's just the way i'm wired. ... also, mommy says she didn't want to be the kind of freak to make a myspace page for a doggie... but you know what? I'm worth it, and people dig me! I'm like a tiny Sean Penn, minus the penis and add two legs... I'll punch your lights out, break your camera, and you'll still wanna watch my movies.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bob Dylan and Neko Case's greyhound. I could probably outrun them both.

My Blog

a good day.

My mommy didn't get the two headed calf she wanted... and i have to say I'm glad. There are two horrifying beasts staring down at me from the dining room table... I growl at them, but neither of ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 22:39:00 GMT

two more things...

two more things... Neko Case rules the world... and my mom almost cried when someone told her the hot guy from prison break doesn't dig chicks... (mommy doesn't care if someone's gay, but she sa...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 23:07:00 GMT

some things i know...

Well, I thought I'd share a few tidbits of my knowledge. Typing is hard when you got two tiny paws, so if you're reading this, don't expect much. Cheez whiz toast is a good breakfast, especially when ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:57:00 GMT