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About Me

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My favorite song of all time is
Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone
Pinks, mint greens, and yellows are the way forward,
My dream car is a 1969 Mustang Mach 1
I can lie my way out of pretty much any situation
I love swings
I've cracked my skull open 11 times
The simple things in life make me smile
I like fire
I think i have a brain tumor i get head aches everyday
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are just standing in a row
Im just waiting till i can move north
I love the countryside
There is nothing nicer to see than a sunset

I've Got a Brand New Combine Harvester, And I'll Give You The Key

You are Hulk Hulk 80% Spider-Man 70% The Flash 70% Green Lantern 70% Iron Man 70% Catwoman 60% Batman 45% Wonder Woman 45% Supergirl 40% Superman 35% Robin 35% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.

My Interests

UFC
Pride
Movies
Music
Drink
Drugs
Sex
Five Alive
Cars
Motor Sport
Tattoo's
Girls

I'd like to meet:

Just people, im easy to please. If you think we would get along well over a few jars in the pub then say Hi !

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Richard
Birthday: 6th September
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5 Foot 9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Welsh & Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: K-Swiss
Your Weakness: Keeping things inside
Your Fears: Dying alone
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be happy
Thoughts First Waking Up: I did this on purpose
Your Best Physical Feature: Dont belive i have one
Your Bedtime: When i feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: My youth
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Oh yes
Do you Sing: Only badly
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Just finished
Do you want to get Married: More than anything
Do you belive in yourself: Of course
Do you think you are Attractive: Not in the slightest
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: Nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: I find them calming
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: Silly question - Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: LMAO! Even siller question - Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Kind of
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Sorry what?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Had an under cooked fish finger
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Sadly yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: To many times
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yup
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Successful and happy
What country would you most like to Visit: America
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Dark hair in general
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shoter than me
Weight: Dont mind
Best Clothing Style: What ever suits them
Number of Drugs I have taken: I think its 7 types could be more
Number of Piercings: None anymore
Number of Tattoos: 9
Number of things in my Past I Regret: To many to sit and think about

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Music:

Funeral For A Friend
Alcaline Trio
Bullet For My Valentine
Jimmy Eat World
Nine Inch Nails
Live
Finch
Block Party
Rage Against The Machine
Gavin DeGraw
12 Stones
James BLunt
John Legend
Jamiroquai
Live
Matchbox Twenty
3 Doors Down
Stained
Yellowcard
Van Morrison
Muse
Radiohead
Breaking Benjamin
Avril Lavigne
The Killers
Maximo Park
Artic Monkeys
DMX
Fuel
Cold

And Many Many More

Movies:

Hitch
Biker Boyz
Robots
xXx 2
I Spit On Your Grave
Shaun Of The Dead
Reign Of Fire
Kill Bill
28 Days Later
Phone Booth
Goodfella's
Saw
Walking Tall
Be Cool
Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy
Radio
Two Weeks Notice
Serendipity
Etc, Etc, Etc...........

Television:

Ultimate Fighting Championship
Boxing
The Ultimate Fighter
Motor Sport

Books:

Who's Who In Hell
He Kills Coppers
The Silicon Man

Heroes:

Randy Couture

Chester Bennington

My Blog

Car Crahses Are Not My Friends

I was recently involved in a real serious car crash that the police, ambulance and fire crews have told us we shouldnt have walked away form and that they were amazed we did.If anyone no's the Colche...
Posted by Sexual Ninja on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:32:00 PST

the greatest Speech Ever!

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us. Yet playing small does not serve ...
Posted by Sexual Ninja on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 02:17:00 PST

Hurricane Hits Clacton!

A major Cat 3 Hurricane (Shazza) hit in the early hours of Monday. Epicentre: Clacton, Essex. Victims were seen wandering around aimless muttering "faaackin ell" ..The hurricane decimated the ...
Posted by Sexual Ninja on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 12:52:00 PST

Things i found today

These are things i wrote years ago and found when i was clearing things out today. Alone I sit alone And wonder I sit alone And cry I sit alone On these lonely nights I sit alone And die I...
Posted by Sexual Ninja on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 12:43:00 PST

MSN

Im getting bored shitless of MSN so i wont be using it for a while. Maybe a short while, Maybe a long while i dont no. So if you want to get hold of me leave a message on here, or email me if you have...
Posted by Sexual Ninja on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 12:32:00 PST

The one that got away.......

ok bit of a odd one as they go but also such a wicked one at the same time. Spent it with an ex girlfriend from about 5 years ago. She is the only ex that i have any contact with which is strange coz ...
Posted by Sexual Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quote Of The Weekend

Made a new friends Claire, not sure what she must've thought of me *lol* Claire: Is your friend gay? Sam: Noooo belive me he's as straight as they come. Why you ask? Claire: Ive never seen a straight ...
Posted by Sexual Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

In discomfort

Ok so i think its safe to say now that i work to hard. Pulled a muscle in my shoulder monday and working on it today was bloody agony (for the first couple of hours atleast then u kinda get used to it...
Posted by Sexual Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Impressed

Only 3 weeks in my new job and already ive got a thousend pound pay rise *lol* DAMN IM GOOD AT WHAT I DO !!...
Posted by Sexual Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Deadly Sins

WRATH 1. Who did you last get angry with? Some dude in a club 2. What is your weapon of choice?Baseball bat or simliar 3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? No, i dont hit ladies 4. How...
Posted by Sexual Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST