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Succulent Douche

About Me



Originally Johnny and Brandon, now Johnny, Brandon, and Dave. Dave plays the 4 string music stick and sometimes the six string music stick, and Johnny still plays the 6 string music stick, along with all of us on vocals, but mainly brandon. New songs to come in plenty o bunches. AND DUDE, DONT BITCH, ITS NOT LIKE WE'RE A SERIOUS "BAND" WE'RE JUST MAKIN PEOPLE LAUGH, STOP BEIN A BITCH AND LAUGH AND ENJOY LIFE A BIT AND STOP BEING SO NEGATIVE ABOUT EVERYTHING COCK BAGS.
ALBUMS:

Pubes Of Arabia - 2007

I Just Jacked Off =] - 2007

Elton John's Dildo Sex - 2008

A Douchy Day In The Neighborhood With Roger Dick Fitsinbutts - 2008

DRUNK GUY SINGING ALONG TO THE SUCCULENT DOUCHE
SD Live
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MAKE US SIGNS :D

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Music:

Member Since: 12/24/2006
Band Website: Don't gots no site
Band Members: JohnnieAesthetic - 6 string music stick/vocals/keyboard

BrandonHORIZON - Vocals and sheeit

DaveyWhorable - 4 string music stick/vocals/6 string music stick

Extra thanks to others who have been featured in our albums: Andy, Jason, Jazmyn, Tara

Influences: Some of our influences are Jon Lust with his Hairy Davidson, cupcakes, muffins, caffeine, cows, door knobs, jelly beans, and much much more.
Sounds Like: Someone rubbing a dildo between a 10 year old boys ears while being molested by a horny jackal and two laughing haienas, while all the while 2 children with tourettes yell and play some shitty guitar in the background.
Record Label: Unsigned

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