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About Me

Usually, if I'm in front of my computer working on something (be it a Photoshop contest, a writing project or just some online goofing around). On top of that, I continue to pursue a freelance career (i.e., "No Day Job") in the creative fields. One day, my friend. One day...

I prefer small groups of people as opposed to going out into large parties. I'm not big on going out every night of the week anymore, but once in a while I like to venture out to a bar or someone's house.

(A HUGE thanks goes to Mike Industries , for the original layout idea, with some major tweaking by yours truly. Sadly, the contact table that came with it just wouldn't cooperate and had to be put down. Now, if MySpace can just get with the program and make their stylehseet a bit less maddening to work with, I think they'll be less crappy profile skins. I'm probably wrong on this.)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ironically, out of all the people on MySpace, I probably don't want to meet 9/10ths of them. So, unless I've met you in person, are an old friend looking to find out where I've been or are an online acquaintance, I'm not going to add you regardless of how many requests you send. I didn't sign up on MySpace to hoarde as many friends as I can get.

With that said, nobody under the age of 18 will be added, nor will total strangers. If this gets sand in your vagina, too bad.

As always, this is a TARD-FREE profile. Violators will be fed to Sally Struthers.

Music:

AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Ozzy, CCR, Alice Cooper, Guns n' Roses, Jethro Tull, Kinks, Paul Simon, Billy Joel, Ramones, Sonics, Southern Culture On The Skids, Steve Miller Band, Van Halen, The White Stripes, and a bunch more that I can't remember.

Movies:

Airplane, Naked Gun, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Batman Begins, Star Wars, Star Trek 2, Super Troopers, Judge Dredd, Demolition Man, Pulp Fiction, Men in Black, Spider-Man, Bubble Boy, The Kentucky Fried Movie, just to name a few. Most of the stuff coming out of Hollywood nowadays just eats it big time.

Television:

Daily Show, Colbert Report, South Park, Adult Swim

Heroes:

Most people you look up to either turn out to be total dicks or sell out completely, so I'd rather not answer this question.

My Blog

A Better MySpace Layout

Some of you have been asking how I did the layout on my profile page, and I wish I could tell you I was smart enough to do it all on my own.But, I'd be lying.Several months ago, Mike Davidson posted a...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 01:02:00 PST

FARK Photoshop Contest Entry: Bling, Motherfucker! Bling!

It's that time of the night again. Another FARK Photoshop contest that (crossing my fingers) I'll win.The ingredient tonight is a college president getting some shiny medallion. You call t...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:17:00 PST

Making Warhol Art In Photoshop

Here's a link to a really good photoshop tutorial from Melissa Clifton. Take any photo you have and trun it into a Warhol-style piece of art, complete with the coloring effects and all.Thanks to...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:54:00 PST

FARK Photoshop Contest Entry: Skate Park

Yes, kiddies. It's that time of the night again. Time for another FARK Photoshop contest. In this entry, a skate park is the target... and the nesting place of an all-powerful creatu...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:51:00 PST

FARK Photoshop Contest Entry: Love Bug, Indeed!

There's definitely "more than meets the eye" in my entry for today's FARK Photoshop Contest.The entry thread is here.The original photo can be found here.And here is my little entry......
Posted by Dave on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:16:00 PST

FARK Photoshop Contest Entry: Fred Phelps

Before you go to bed this evening, check out my entry in tonight's FARK Photoshop Contest.The "iron ingredient" was Fred Phelps, that crazy guy from Kansas whose church is protesting all of the milita...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:02:00 PST

Rejected Car Insurance Commercial

And now, for your mid-day entertainment, I bring you the following announcement from Geico.Disclaimer: This is satire, and not to be taken seriously. Photos from "Silence of the Lambs" from MGM,...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 12:05:00 PST

New Layout! Yee-Freaking-HA!

Finally got off of my ass (or, rather, sat my ass down in front of the computer) and redid my MySpace layout. And, for once, it doesn't look like shit.Check it out... and tell me what you think:...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 09:18:00 PST

Maybe You Should Just Move Out Of Town...

It's one thing to have a big-ass balloon dropped on your head. But when a single-engine plane crashes into your apartment nine years later, in the same city, maybe it's time for an agonizing rea...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:10:00 PST

Morons, Whores and Technorati

Dear lord, I am so fucking pissed off.First and foremost, the fine "people" at Technorati can BLOW ME! Thanks a bunch for not responding to ANY of my service requests (an automated response does...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 06:16:00 PST