Bibo. Spending ridiculous amounts of money on clothes, shoes, makeup, and hair products (but I'm always proud of myself if I snag a really great bargain. Doing makeup! Candy. Music. Stupid dancing. Stupid things that make me laugh. My friends. My family.
Pufferball
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T-Rex (Marc Bolan is GOD!); Pet Shop Boys; Pulp; Dead or Alive; SCOTS; New Order; Joy Division; Slade; Queen; the Slackers; Sloppy Seconds; Chixdiggit ; New York Dolls; Tenpole Tudor; Arctic Monkeys; Television; Hasil Adkins; Don Gibson; Poison; Rocker T; the Exploding Hearts; the Damned; Gogol Bordello; Iggy; the Grown-ups; the Pogues; Toy Dolls; Throw Rag; Los Straitjackets; Hepcat; The Temptations (best songs - I Want a Love I Can Feel and Paradise); David Ruffin; Sisters of Mercy; the Specials; Madness; English Beat; Hanoi Rocks; the Presets; OMD; the Adicts; Billy Idol; MC5; Stubborn All Stars; Skadanks; Johnny Cash; the Cure; ZZ Top; the Buzzcocks; the Skatalites; Desmond Dekker; Rancid; Prince; Elton John; the Clash; the Nips; Turbonegro; Adam Ant; AC/DC; Daft Punk; the Cars; She Wants Revenge; the Boys; the Wonderfools; Book of Love; the 101ers; the Ramones; the Freestylers; Menswear; Supergrass; Revolver Modele; And One; Soft Cell; Trans Am; the Libertines; Dirty Pretty Things; Babyshambles; Material Issue; VHS or Beta; Jesus and Mary Chain; Depeche Mode; CCR; the Cramps; Morrisey; Blondie; the Hives; Louis XIV; 60s pop and soul; glam rock; ridiculous hair metal; 70s rock n roll; gay 80s; old school reggae and ska; lots of other good stuff; and SILLY MUSIC!!!!
The Usual Suspects; Trainspotting; Goodfellas; Snatch; Old School; Dawn of the Dead (2004); Wrong Turn; 24 Hour Party People; Saving Private Ryan; Clay Pigeons; Quills; Chicago; King Kong; The Departed; Bad Boys (that's right - the one with Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. SHUT UP!); Rocky Horror Picture Show
Sex and the City; Sopranos; Six Feet Under; Arrested Development; DEXTER!; The Shield; The Office; First 48
1984; Black Cross; Exquisite Corpse; anything by Raymond Chandler, Dennis Lehane, John Connolly, or Greg Iles
Definitely not you. But maybe Marc Bolan.