Noggin

My name is Noggin and I am a 5 year old Scottish Terrier. I did the dog show circuit once, I brought home three blue ribbons so who needs to go back for more walking in circles and ugly old people who stick their fingers in your mouth? I don't know where their hands have been and I don't want them in my mouth! I am a couch potato by nature. I love to lay on any pillow I can find and I think the tv is the greatest thing ever invented, TeleTubbies are the bomb! I have a little sister named, Ruby, she's 2. I like to pee on her when my mom and dad are not watching. She takes all of my toys, so what would you do? My favorite color is orange. If it's orange I am on it - I have eaten every basketball Brennan has ever had, like my mom's orange pillow (bark at it all the time), and eat the oranges off of the tree. All in all I am a Florida dog and you can find me floating in the pool all summer on my float. Those dogs who chase balls are nuts! Give me a float and a drink anyday!