The guy who invented beer, Maria Bamford, Victoria Silvstedt playmate of the year, and satan so i can kick him right square in the ball sack.
Not the Usual Questions:
It doesn't get more random than this!
Have you ever had an argument with a teacher? yup, and i said im gonna train Anakin anyway
Can you count in Roman numerals? yup but only thanks to the superbowl
Are you bilingual? no im not into dudes
Do you know how your car's engine works? gas goes in ,exuast comes out
Can you program the time on a VCR? hells yes i can its a man thing
How many email addresses do you have? just one bitch
Do you own a slinky? not any more, r.i.p. Billy i didnt see you sitting there
Do you talk to yourself? i am right now
Do you have a tough time remembering people's names? ya alcohol does that to ya
Did you go stag to your Senior Prom? hahahaha no i went door to door at school asking and i got one
Is any leftover delivery food currently residing in your refrigerator? ya for some time now ill eat it anyway
Are you high maintenance? nope give me food, booze, and falacio
How do you want to be proposed to? both of us in Storm Trooper outfits in the back seat of a Yugo
Do you work out regularly? define regularly.....like 5 years
Do you care about your appearance? ya thats why i dont cut my hair or shave
Describe the person of your dreams: a hot tan girl that owns a brewery
Do you like to be tan? id like to be but im irish so...not gonna happen
If you had your choice of anyone in the world to spend a night with, who would it be? Victoria Silvstedt Playmate of the year
How many keys are on your key ring? 11, 10 are mine and one is to your moms house ooohhhh!
How much money is in your wallet/purse right at this moment? haha none i role like that
What is your favorite spice or seasoning? Garlic...keeps Vlad away from my bed
What does your name mean? I my have been concieved on March 17th
Do you give your pets holiday presents? i used to untli he died last week...thanks for asking though ass
When doing up your jeans, do you button then zip? Or zip then button? button then zip carefully
How far would you go on the first date? hahaha ALL THE WAY
Do you sleep on your side? Stomach? Back? on your MOTHER! hahaha got you again
Have you attended a high school reunion yet? How was it? no im not old yet
Are you ticklish? Where? yeah ill tell ya but its gonna cost ya
Would you rather change your past or know your future? Niether, NO regrets thats my matto...that and Everyone Wang Chung tonight
Do you believe in saving yourself for marriage? no and i hope my wife doesnt either that would suck
Would you pick up a hitchhiker? Hell ya Porn movies start that way......wait horrer movies do to
Would you consider yourself a worrier? Why yes in fact im a recently crowned class C Dungeon Master my charecter is a level 14 elf haha no
Do you notice when your crush/significant other changes something about themselves? My hand pretty much stays the same
Do your first impressions of people usually stick? ya they usually suck
What movie can you watch over and over? Pam and Tommy..haha, Animal house
Do you like to cook? no i burn cerial
Do plants die in your care? nope they flurish but dont tell the fed's
What's one thing you feel you must do in your life before it ends? Punch Pat Sajack in the FACE!
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