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I am Jamie, I am an absolute fucking legend (True or false, you percieve). Give me a beer and I'm sorted! I'm 18, nearly 19 and from a shithole known as Acocks Green. Trust me it's an absolute dump and I can't wait to get out this place.

I work for a Bookmaker company thingybob, been there nearly a year and it's gettin kinda borin, but the lolly is decent and I really can't be doing without, because if theres no money, where's the next beer coming from??Exactly!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jamie Taylor
Birthday: 19/02/1988
Birthplace: Solihull
Current Location: Acocks Green (Birmingham)
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5ft 11in
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Catholic
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ben Sherman
Your Weakness: Sexy ladies
Your Fears: Running out of beer...
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese, Tomato & Spicy Chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a better job (Or win loads of money).
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Rarely ever use it, maybe lol or wtf.
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Am I working today? Yeh, Bollox!"
Your Best Physical Feature: My beer drinking arm.
Your Bedtime: Whenever The Duke says.
Your Most Missed Memory: Me Nan and old friends...
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither....
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither, both horrible.
Do you Smoke: Nah
Do you Swear: Alot
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Of course! The Duke is always freshly showered.
Have you Been in Love: Once..
Do you want to go to College: Nah
Do you want to get Married: One Day
Do you belive in yourself: Always, especially when the monies down!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah
Do you think you are Attractive: Never really thought about it, not overly bothered.
Are you a Health Freak: Rofl, nah.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Aye, quality.
Do you play an Instrument: Nah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Stupid question, yes!
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nah
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nah
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Haha! Nah!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Me, steal? Nope...
Ever been Drunk: What the hell? Have I ever been sober?
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: Erm, should have seen the other guy...
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah (Embarrased).
How do you want to Die: Hand full of tit, belly full of booze and good winner on the horses..
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Racehorse Owner/Rich Bastard.
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Not bothered
Height: Not Bothered
Weight: Not overly plump but don't care, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Best Clothing Style: Not bothered but not chavvy.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not alot..
Number of CDs I own: Alot
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Many things but fuck it...
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My Interests

Drinkin Beer, Thinkin about Drinkin Beer, Ways to promote Beer to today's youth, and ways to make money from Beer. On a more serious note (What that was serious! Wasn't it?) Well yeah it was but fuck it, I'm interested in Football, Beer (oops!), Girls, Just actin the clown anywhere I go basically - just give me a wig and a red nose and it's sorted. :D

I'd like to meet:

Well I'd first like to meet my hero, the person who invented the legendary liquid that is the beer. Then it would have to be someone like Artful Dodger, and don't forget the god that is DJ EZ, that man is a fucking hero!!
I'd also like to meet anyone that I can get along with and have a laugh, haven't really got any specific people I'd like to meet......Oh shit yeah, I have....

Music:

Old Skool Garage, R'n'B, Rap, Indie Rock...Blah Blah!

Movies:

Green Street, Football Factory, Rocky Balboa, Outlaw, American Pie (all of 'em), Loaded Weapon, Naked Gun.

Television:

Life On Mars, Balls Of Steel

Books:

Books? Yeah I've read tons of books, I'm an intelectual wizard, now I must admit to only ever reading one book front to back and I got so bored it took me over a year to do it.
So for the books, I'd have to go with Porn (Mans best friend) ;)

Heroes:

The person who founded the wonderful golden liquid that is beer! Hats off to that man (or woman)!