TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE:
1. They're heavily dependent on external tools
and equipment.
2. They periodically cut you off right when you think
you've established a network connection.
3. They'll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won't do more than they have to and they won't think of it on their own.
4. They're typically obsolete within five years and need
to be traded in for a new model. Some users, however, feel they've already invested so much in the damn machine that they're compelled to remain with an under powered system.
5. They get hot when you turn them on, and that's the only
time you have their attention.
FIVE REASONS COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE:
1. No one but their creator understands their logic.
2. Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to
memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
4. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as
informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you,
then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories
for it.
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