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About Me


Baby, I'm more than you can handle.
I'm a nerd infused bitch. And as clumsy as fuck.
And I bet you'd like to know what natural fucking fruits and berries i use on this silky mop. Otherwise, I'm pretty nice. Unfortunatly.
A little nicer than I'd like to be. I can't help it. Because honestly? You probably don't deserve it.
I have phonetic sneeze reflex.
I love cats.
I spend more time in my thoughts than is probably healthy.
I think Zachary Quinto is hotter than fuck.
I'm an INFJ- empath. =) I think I'm open minded. I love random facts. I'm a hopeless romantic and have absolutely no luck when it comes to guys. I am a socialist. I have a slight obsession with the mind. I think the world's political systems should be matriarchal. I'm guilible. I have a bit of a superiority complex. =) I like corny.
I'm a chocolate covered chilli pepper. =)
AIM ShurikoosMnM.
I'd like to see some of my xanga buddies... so
Guh_gah_and_blasphamy, loves. =)
AND EVEN BETTER, TUMBLR! GO MY BITCHES AND FOLLOW ME!
suckasstoaster.tumblr.com
My tumblr is way cooler than this myspace fuckwad.

My Blog

EXTENDED Things I Need to Do Before I Die

101.) Run a red light in someone else's car- and they'll run one in mine102.) Do a necrotopsy on a actual person.. or an autopsy- either is fine with me103.) Zip-Lining104.) Paint my furniture/walls.1...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Dec 2009 23:58:00 GMT

Things I Have To Do Before I Die

1.) Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of my favorite books2.) With friends, dress up as superherous and stop at least one petty crime ie. jaywalking, litterin...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:45:00 GMT

I Love My Afghans

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=461407&id=70897003 9 OMG! so this afghan guy- Afghan Zaland- is making fun of Mina and calling her a "bad bad bad" afghan girl.LOLRUS! http://s137.photobucket....
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:57:00 GMT

To Hell With It

Bring on the rain.
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:29:00 GMT

My Dreams Are Determined To Destroy Me

Mainly the ones in my sleep though.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:52:00 GMT

Inner Reflection Through The Internet

..TR>..TR>..TR> ..TR> ..TR>..TR>..TR> ..TR> Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 60% Stability |||||||||||||||| 70% Orderliness |||||||||||| 43% Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76% Interdependence ||||...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:31:00 GMT

Kabloosh

The aftermath of the emotional blow up is not pretty.I'm tired. And emotionally dead... let's hope it stays this way.
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:39:00 GMT

Why are there BoxTops on pad containers?

...forget it.
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 21:35:00 GMT

Ooo, that be hella creepy

I'm just sitting here. Writing poor, wee essay for H/Eng. when suddenly... 2 gun shots go off. Now, i'm hoping they weren't gunshots, but just rougue idoits with firecrackers.. but i'm not so sure. it...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:03:00 GMT

Third Rhymes With Turd

Not that I'm complaining or anything, I mean, whoopie! We took 3rd in jV, broke into varsity, and in the end, Logan took first place and beat Maramonte by 7. It was pretty fun.. in a way tha...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:14:00 GMT