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About Me


{the entrance to my favorite dead mall; Newmarket Fair Mall in Hampton, VA}I'm going to try to make my "about me" section sound like a Wikipedia article:

"Anita Rose (born June 20, 1983) - also known as Anita from Anita's Daily Show Page , and "deadmallsanita", is a "old" college student, assistant editor to deadmalls.com , retail historian, and former Daily Show Superfan.
Personal Life
Rose was born Anita Elizabeth Rose in Hampton, VA . Rose lived in Hampton until 2000 when her family moved to Wakefield, VA . As a child she attended Francis Asbury Elementary School, Benjamin Syms Middle School, and graduated from Kecoughtan High School in 2001.
In September of 2001, she made a disasterious error of attending Kee Business College , where she graduated with a "degree" in Computer Office Applications. The descision to attend Kee instead of taking a year off and attending community college was a mistake that Rose regretted for many years. Going to the school left Rose unemployed for a year, due to companies not wanting to hire a student from the unaccredited school.
In August of 2003, Rose enrolled at Thomas Nelson Community College in Williamsburg, VA . She stayed there for two semesters, but left in May of 2004 because she had become bored, and felt like she never fit in. In May of 2004, Rose started a job at The Fresh Market also in Williamsburg where she worked as a Courtesy Clerk . Rose worked at Fresh Market until March of 2005 when she decided to go back to college.
In April of 2005, she originally enrolled at John Tyler Community College in Chester, VA , but changed her mind at the last minute and intsead enrolled at Paul D. Camp Community College. Rose is scheduled to graduate in May of 2008 with a General Studies Associate Degree. In March of 2008, she was accepted into Mary Baldwin College in Staunton, VA , and plans to attend there beginning in August of 2008. It is unclear what her major will be.
Projects
Rose's first website was created in March of 2000, and it was a fansite about former Daily Show correspondent, Vance DeGeneres . [1] .Rose updated this site until 2003 when it became harder to catch DeGeneres on TV. DeGeneres and Rose still keep in contact with one another to this day, though.
From July of 2000, to April of 2005, Rose ran a fansite about The Daily Show with Jon Stewart entitled Anita's Daily Show Page . The site included screencaptures and transcripts from Daily Show episodes from 1997 to early 2005. Rose stopped working on the site when she became uninterested with the show, citing that it had become "boring". The site is now just an archive.
From September of 2002 to April of 2005, Rose ran a fansite about another former Daily Show correspondent, Ed Helms [1] . Helms was very flattered by this website, and brought it up as one of his favorite websites in the very first issue of Giant Magazine in October of 2004. Helms and Rose no longer communiciate.
In April of 2005, Rose created a weblog about comings and goings of retail in the Hampton Roads area entitled That Mall's Sick and That Store's Dead! . Rose still keeps up with this site. Rose has been interesed in retail ever since she was a child and she watched Newmarket Fair Mall in Hampton quickly die and become an office complex.
In 2005, Rose's friend, Brian Florence asked if she would like to be assistant editor to deadmalls.com , a website about dying malls in the United States and Canada. Rose accepted and has been editor ever since.
--ok, enough Wikipedia--
In closing, I met Al Borland from Home Improvement once! He was doing a meet and greet at Newmarket Fair Mall in Hampton, VA. See?:

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My Blog

URL to my (public) blog

Wow, I haven't made a MySpace blog post in three years. MySpace is just too slow on dial up to make posts several times a week. Anyways, this is the URL to my (public) blog:http://thelastvcr.wordpress...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 10:40:00 GMT

"Hoist The Failure Sails!"

On a day where I have nothing to write about, I bring you all this: I found this at a Salvation Army during the glorious summer of 1996. I don't know how old it is (I'm guessing its from th...
Posted by on Mon, 30 May 2005 14:00:00 GMT

The Lunchboxes Kids Wouldn't Be Caught Dead With

Nothing better to do on a Sat. night than write about lunchboxes! The first one featured is a Coca-Cola lunchbox I found at a thrift store in 1997 when I was 13 and in the 8th grade. I think...
Posted by on Sat, 21 May 2005 20:44:00 GMT

Little Stores With Little Neon Lights

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Posted by on Thu, 19 May 2005 19:45:00 GMT

...Lost Energy Drink With The Inch Layer Of Dust On The Can

My Review On ...Lost Energy Drink Originally uploaded by Look In The Tunk. Well, it passes the Sweettart Test (see sticky note I'm holding up) It tastes like a sweeter Red Bull. -- a h...
Posted by on Tue, 17 May 2005 16:36:00 GMT

It's Pink Because Most Dead Malls Have Pink Accents

Ok, like I've been working on this new blog for the past month and a half, I was waiting to get enough entries on it for it to be uh, readable. (?). So here it is: "That Mall's Sick And That's St...
Posted by on Mon, 16 May 2005 21:32:00 GMT

In The Year 2007

Everybody at the soda message boards I frequent say that the Fanta line by Coke should be killed off and by sales figures it probably will in the next few years. I have some suggestions before Fanta ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 May 2005 16:02:00 GMT

Bawls With GURANA!!

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Posted by on Sun, 15 May 2005 14:51:00 GMT

The Cheap Seats After School Special

If anyone wants to see my new favorite TV show; Cheap Seats, and they don't have ESPN Classic, EPSN2 is showing a marathon of it from 12:30-6:30 p.m. tomorrow on ESPN2.
Posted by on Sun, 15 May 2005 11:24:00 GMT

Seven Hundred Dollar Internet Machine

Yeah, I got a BOX today! Originally uploaded by Look In The Tunk. Look at the box I got today. It's the best box ever. My computer died last night, so mom and dad helped me out. I just owe...
Posted by on Sat, 14 May 2005 20:55:00 GMT