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HOV

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

About Me

I'm fun! fun! fun! My mission is to un-dud the general public and make life interesting. People say I am the funniest person they have ever met and also the craziest which is a lethal combination. So beware, your life will change forever when you meet me! I'm a scorpio what can I say??I am full of life AND energy. Boredom is the worst feeling in the world! I am a strong believer in karma so I try to treat every creature on earth with respect. My favorite place in the whole world is Ireland...friendly people and great beer...I went to UCLA and I am very proud to be a BRUIN! I have a weakness for shitty men, I cuss like a fucking sailor and can be quite surly and sarcastic at most moments in my life.
You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. What Mixed Drink Are You?
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test MY SON IS VERY HANSOME!

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My Interests

Shenanigans...my boyfriend...drinking...Pinkie my hansome son...Lor and Soph the tank...traveling around the globe...starting conversations with anyone including random strangers...appreciating the small things in life...living every moment on a whim...family guy...Stewart and Colbert...learning how to play chess...doing cleveland impressions...cool earrings...cool people
Hosted at YourSpaceNow.com YES, THESE ARE MY TWO BEST FRIENDS CALLING ME ON A DRUNKEN NIGHTHOMIES!

Music:

ALL REGGAE...PEACHES!!! YING YANG AND YES, I CAN SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER (THE GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME, BTW)...MAC DRE...E-40...TOO SHORT...FEDERATION AND ANY OTHER BAY SHIT...THE BRIAN JONESTOWN MASSACRE...KEYSHIA COLE...FELIX DA HOUSECAT...LUDACRIS...JOHN MAYER...SEAN PAUL...SLLOOOWWW SOUTHERN RAP...THE BEATLES...VAN MORRISON

Movies:

REQUIM FOR A DREAM, OLD SCHOOL, AMERICAN HISTORY X, SAW (THE FIRST 3 NOT THE 4TH), HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, 28 DAYS, 28 WEEKS, AMERICAN PIMP, STATE PROPERTY, KNOCKED UP

Television:

THE COLBERT REPORT...DAILY SHOW...FRONTLINE...SIMPSONS...FAMILY GUY...CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM (I AM A JEW)...INTERVENTION...WEEDS...SHOWS ABOUT METH BUSTS...ANYTHING ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL...OPRAH (YES I DO DVR HER EVERYDAY AND THATS NO ONES BUSINESS!)

Books:

1984 IS MY FAV BOOK OF ALL TIME, I LOVE WALLY LAMB, ISABELLE ALLENDE, SANDRA CISNEROS, JT LEROY, AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS, DAVID SEDARIS, ANIMAL FARM ,THE JUNGLE, THE ROAD BY CORMAC MCCARTHY, PLAYGIRL, ANYTHING DISTURBING YET FASCINATING...

Heroes:

BILL CLINTON, NELSON MANDELA