Kenzie. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

♥ I get wasted every weekend and smoke a fatty everyday at *~*~4:20~*~*, sharp.
♥ I will only wear articles of clothing that cost over $100. If you don't do the same, don't even bother talking to me because I'll consider you trash.
♥ I'm able to drown small children and animals from the fluids seeping from my "legit slit." You don't need to go to Ontario to see Niagara Falls anymore.
♥ I've been known to snack on a little rug here and there. Usually only after i blaze, i always get this urge for some munchies.
♥ I only talk to band members. & by talk, i really mean sleep with. How do you think i get into shows for free? I wasn't born with these lips just for talking.
♥ I can perform autofellatio.
♥ I've been told i give the best Blumpkins in North America.
♥ My ego is bigger than a blue whales dick, and they can be up to 16ft long.
♥ I bellydance for money.
♥ I often drop Ketamine and GHB into people's drinks. Usually girls because like i said, i like to have a little snack on rug once in awhile.
♥ I wear glasses without lenses. I have 20/20 vision, i just think i look cool.
♥ When i go to shows, i make sure i put on every band's t-shirt that's on the bill. Then during their set, i just take them off layer by layer so everyone knows I'm the biggest fan there. & by biggest fan, i mean i get to go backstage and work my magic.
♥ If you see that i lurk your page a lot, it's probably because I'm jealous of the fact you're a dirtier whore than me. You don't know how badly it pisses me off when i find girls that have longer and juicer meat curtains than i do.
I can't stand your persona, the drama.
I really despise you so I'm going to come and dispose who you honor.
I see what you people can offer, i wonder what mommy taught ya.
If it was up to me, i would sought ya, caught ya, and then off ya.
I hate what you become, hate you have your freedom, hate watchin your reruns, hate givin you refunds.
I call them how I see them, when I see scum.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

♥ Band members. Ex) Gene Simmons, Jonny OC, James Hart, Danny Filth, Jonathan Davis.

♥ Ron Jeremy.

♥ Jefree Star and other males sporting a mangina.

♥ Suicide Girls. (Only so that i can stand next to them and feel less ugly, lolz).

Music:

100demons, 200 north, allegiance, alone in a crowd, bars, beastie boys, black my heart, blink 182, bloodstained betrayal, born from pain, bound in blood, buried alive, cage, carry on, casey jones, cast aside, chain of strength, champion, comeback kid, copeland, cut the shit, crucial youth, darkest hour, death before dishonor, death threat, desperate measures, diehard youth, dirty south, dodgin bullets, donnybrook, down to nothing, embrace today, eyes upon separation, far from breaking, first blood, floorpunch, funeral for a friend, glass casket, go it alone, gorilla biscuits, hawthorne heights, he who corrupts, holdxfast, hollow ground, hoods, integrity, internal affairs, into the moat, jughead's revenge, kelly clarkson, kid gorgeous, knife fight, knives out, made for war, martyr ad, mos def, new found glory, nwa, outbreak, paid in blood, preacher gone to texas, premonitions of war, problem solver revolver, public enemy, raw deal, see you next tuesday, sex positions, shai hulud, shark attack, shoot to kill, shutdown, something corporate, strike anywhere, striking distance, suicide file, talk is poison, tech n9ne, ten yard fight, the escape, the locust, the nightmare continues, the perfect murder, the sawtooth grin, unite & conquer, until the end, velvet caliber, verbal ammunition, verse, vitamin x, with honor, xfilesx, xlooking forwardx, xstandx, xtraitorx, youth of today.

Movies:

28 days later, attack of the killer tomatoes, baseketball, bevis and butthead do america, billy elliot, billy madison, black sheep, boondock saints, buffalo 66, chud, crash, dawn of the dead, drop dead fred, eight crazy nights, ernest, evil dead trilogy, fight club, freddy vs jason, grandmas boy, gumby, hills have eyes, hook, jurassic park, lucky number slevin, office space, orgazmo, mortal combat, night of the living dead, pagemaster, pet semetary, predator, re-animator, reservoir dogs, resident evil, requiem for a dream, scooby doo, shaun of the dead, spun, taxi driver, terminator, the majestic, the producers, tommy boy, zoolander, zombie lake.

Books:

goosebumps, night of the living dead, reign of the dead, requiem for a dream, risen, roots, the divinci code, the rising, upchuck and rotten willy, xombies, zombie jam, zombie survival guide.