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Witty Bantah

CALL HER!

About Me

What's good brothah. Bienvenidos al pagina de senor Miguel! My name is by no stretch Miguel. For starters,I enjoy windy walks on beaches. I also enjoy winded sex on said beaches. I'm 7 feet tall and 8 feet tall laying down. Yea, it's huge, or so they say. I would like to think of myself as a modern day Peter The Great, fucking huge. My hobbies include torchin' cruisers, and yardin' bitches. Sorry about that, there a few certainties in life, one is there are certainties. Another is Elton John will never play your birthday party, no matter how many flowers you sent him that one summer and still isn't returning calls and got a restraining order. Another is, dogs will always go in a continuous circle for 8 fuckin minutes before they lay down.
And I love you.

I NEVER MEANT TO BE SO BAD TO YOU!
ONE THING I SAID THAT I WOULD NEVER DO!
ONE LOOK FROM YOU AND I WOULD FALL FROM GRACE!
AND THAT WOULD WIPE THE SMILE RIGHT FROM MY FACE!

My Interests



Linux. Nuff Said.

I'd like to meet:



Music:



Movies:

Clerks
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jersey Girl
Clerks II
Fight Club
Se7en
American History X
True Romance

Television:

Late Night With CONAN O'BRIEN
FAMILY GUY
South Park
Rescue Me
FUTURAMA
SEINFELD
COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS
AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE

Books:

Orson Scott Card

Heroes:

This man.

That and Sting, I mean he writes music, I haven't heard it yet, but I dig that.

My Blog

My Thoughts on the "Darfur Crisis"

Let me ask any of you who are clad in the "Save Darfur" or the "Rock for Darfur" attire, if you even know what Darfur is.But usually around the time one gets into their college years they seem to adop...
Posted by Witty Bantah on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:14:00 PST