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Melissa

You were sick, but now you're well again, and there's work to be done.

About Me



My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Listen To This Music. U2, Tool and A Perfect Circle, Gorillaz, Pink Floyd, Ozzy Osbourne, Steely Dan, The Doors, Fleetwood Mac, America, Disturbed, Yes, Queensryche, INXS, Jane's Addiction, Hothouse Flowers, Depeche Mode, Rush, Billy Joel, Cake, Led Zeppelin, Chicago, Bowie, Mindless Self Indulgence, Thievery Corporation, Barenaked Ladies, Stevie Nicks, Bread, Morcheeba, Chemical Brothers, Jeff Buckley, The Crystal Method, Beatles, Shiny Toy Guns, Jefferson Airplane/Jefferson Starship/Starship, Benny Benassi, Nine Inch Nails, Elton John, Donovan, Zero 7, The Police, Massive Attack, Groove Armada, Nick Drake.

Movies:

Watch These Movies. Muriel's Wedding, Amelie, Grandma's Boy, all the Python's, American Beauty, Sin City, Fight Club, Three Kings, Crash, Practical Magic, Go, Neverending Story, both Bill & Ted's, Election, Priscilla Queen Of The Desert, Everything Is Illuminated, Trainspotting, all the Back To The Future's, Napoleon Dynamite, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Donnie Darko, Clerks 2, Ferris Beuller's Day Off and other assorted John Hughes gold, also anything with Johnny Depp. :D

Television:

TiVo These Shows. Family Guy, The Daily Show, Arrested Development, Scrubs, Heroes, NCIS, Little Britian, Jericho, Real Time With Bill Maher, CSI, MythBusters, Ugly Betty, The Office, Medium, Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs, The Joy Of Painting. Simpsons are ready for bed.

Books:

Steal These Books. America The Book, Catcher In The Rye, Angels & Demons, Bag Of Bones, Slaughterhouse Five, Tuesdays With Morrie, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Timequake, Lord Of The Flies, The Devil's Dictionary, Memoirs Of A Geisha, The Wayward Bus, Hearts In Atlantis, The DaVinci Code, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, Hens Dancing, The Bell Jar, Lovely Bones.

Heroes:

Worship These People. Jon Stewart, Seth MacFarlane, Bill Maher, Bono, Maynard James Keenan, Max Goldberg, Les Claypool, Bill Hicks, Bob Ross.

My Blog

hi guys :)


Posted by Melissa on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:10:00 PST

or: i got a piece of pipe you can smoke


Posted by Melissa on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:48:00 PST

PEW PEW PEW PEW PEWW!


Posted by Melissa on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:49:00 PST

slower traffic keep left & ride the brake


Posted by Melissa on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:33:00 PST

i almost ran over this dude the other day on ass-ident


Posted by Melissa on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:06:00 PST

pot o' crap


Posted by Melissa on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:31:00 PST

so uncool guys seriously


Posted by Melissa on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:43:00 PST

too mad to think up a good title


Posted by Melissa on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 12:19:00 PST

admittedly, i've made my fair share of clay weiners


Posted by Melissa on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:32:00 PST

when all else fails, make a poop joke


Posted by Melissa on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:32:00 PST